CURRENT CONDITIONS
BRISBANE Tue, Jan 6
26.4°C Last updated:
Wind:
Rain:
Sunrise:
Sunset: 8:30:00 PM
31.5 kph 360° N
from 9am 0.0 mm
04:59
18:47

FORECAST
Wed, Jan 7

Mostly sunny
min: 24°C
max: 34°C Thu, Jan 8

Late thunder
min: 24°C
max: 35°C Fri, Jan 9

Possible shower
min: 22°C
max: 31°C Sat, Jan 10

Possible shower
min: 23°C
max: 29°C Sun, Jan 11

OK here is my resume!

Cunning Linguist

Education:
Graduate from the Vedic School of Love Making where I majored in cunninglingus and digital manipulations.

Work History:

1996 - present Federal Breast Inspector LA and TX
I performed breast examinations for free to female freinds looking for lumps. If I found anything interested I gave an oral test to see if it was a tumor or just a nipple. Later on I also recieved oral sex when scientists discovered semen had anti-cancer properties.

2001 - 2003 Official Sex Toy Houston, TX
I was the official sex toy for a very young, busty Native American woman. I helped her with her depression and also would try to recruit others especially females for some help. I got lots of experience using toys and strange postions.

1993 - forever Horny Bastard All points on the Cartesian Plane
I specialize in telling ribald stories, educating virgins with sex tips and checking out women.

References not available on request as a gentleman never tells.

Anyways back to the topic,

I was 80 degrees here last week and now it is 43! WTF?

:D:D:p excellent! You certainly seem qualified.. I will forward your application to personnel:p

Wow! That's got me beat!

I can only rub my hands together to create warmth from friction. :(

Which I'll be doing a lot of, seeing as how it's supposed to reach 1° F tonight!

Alas I have warm hands, but a cold heart and I charge by the hour. All major credit cards excepted.

This week in UK is turning out to be pretty mild, and for once weather forecasters have got it right. This time last year we had snow in England.

puter says it's 28F here now..........and it's a coming our way!

Damn artic blast! I feel sorry most for Mr. Lixy....he works outside all day long!

No chance a "SPRING" chant would speed up the calender....huh?

Lixy here it comes was 2F here last night and high today was 18F.
Last Saturday it was 65F and set a new record high. This sudden drop is for the damn birds.