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Euphemism 12-20-2003 09:08 AM

Perhaps the humor is lost in translation, friend. Did the voice come from the hair, or was it intended to come from the cupboard?

jennaflower 12-20-2003 09:30 AM

ROFL... I would think the voice came from the cupboard...

BIBI 12-20-2003 09:32 AM

I got it........:)

Lilith 12-20-2003 09:33 AM

At least all you blinkers did not scratch your eyeballs out:p

gekkogecko 12-20-2003 10:08 AM

Re: /\ Scarred For Life /\
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith

Did you ever walk in on your parents?


No

Quote:
Are you warped for all of eternity?


Of course.

Although, I have no idea why you imply that there is some connection between the two questions...

RyanČ 12-20-2003 07:05 PM

C'mon! The story's a classic (and fucking old too, for that matter)!

fenderchick 12-20-2003 07:14 PM

OMG! I think I am going to be sick, why did you have to put that picture in my mind. I won't sleep tonight now.

RyanČ 12-20-2003 07:26 PM

Some people are just too hard to please.

HarleyRider6769 12-21-2003 08:35 PM

I told this joke to a friend at work " a kids walks in and looks and says Mom !!!! and you spanked me for sucking my Thumb" He looked at me real funny and says thats not funny Craig told you didn't he? I looked at him and asked what the hell he was talking about , He told me just the night before His 3 yr old walked in and caught his wife giving him head , He had Told our buddy Craig at break and thought he had told me Lol I laughed and said well now you can never spank him for sucking his thumb lol He said his wife said she was never gonna give him head again....That was about six months ago and he says she has yet to give him head . Poor Guy

OzKristin 01-09-2004 09:08 AM

i've walked in on my parents.....when i was really young...and i've had a couple of close calls myself being caught mid-act,but nothin serious thankfully, or else, yea i'd prolly be scarred! lol

Summer 01-09-2004 09:31 AM

Well my son walked in on my husband and myself 69ing it. My rear was facing towards our door and I am on my back. My husband is hovering over me. I have his cock in my mouth and I am also juggling so to speak. My husband is licking my shaven pussy as I am about to cum my husband slides an object into my pussy. I gasp and try looking around to see what that was. As I look that way I see my son standing there with a puzzled look on his face. I yell CLOSE MY DOOR BACK! My husband looks up and rolls off of me. Hmm tramatized .......... I THINK SO!

Lilith 01-09-2004 09:39 AM

Who do you think the "friend" I started the thread about was????^^^

paprclphd 01-09-2004 09:42 AM

I caught my parents one time, it was sort of embarrasing. I was 20 year old though, and it kinda made me proud of them. LOL! I hope that when I am there age I am still getting it on!! Congrats mom and dad, I just don't want to hear it - see it - or walk in on it!

Grumble 01-09-2004 03:39 PM

Shit I never though MY parents would do THAT!!!!

then again how did they get 4 kids ;)

musketeer 01-09-2004 07:11 PM

I caught my dad jerking off once - I still go for counsiling but I can't get the picture out of my head.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........Yes please Doctor I'd love the EST now!


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