k Thanks.

By Non-Sex, i meant not having intercourse through the vagina..

I'm sure I posted this before, but some time last century there wa a case before the House of Lords in UK where some-one was claiming to be the direct descendent of a lord and his subsequently divorced wife. Other descendents were contesting the claim on the grounds that when the divorce had been obtained on the grounds of non-consummation (have I spelt that right?) - it had been declared in court that the Noble Lord only indulged in ' Hunnish practices' - thouht to be a reference to anal sex. The House of Lords accepted that pregnancy could occur after anal sex because semen and all those little swimmers could get anywhere as the aristocratic tool was pulled out of his wife's creamy pie ass.

And - talking about lawyers and anal sex, a drunk in a bar near the court house suddenly slammed his beer onto the bar and shouted "All lawyers are ass-holes!"

Some-one at the back put up his hand and said "I object to that vile slander."

"Oh - so you're a lawyer, are you?" said the drunk belligerently.

"No," said the guy "I'm an ass-hole......"

I don't get that story at all.. what does that have to do with anything yo? Good jokes though. I told them to my dad, he laughed. :-)