This is not your cookie spit it out

What you fail to realize is that the fortune cookies are already sexual.

You see, aliens have infiltrated the fortune cookie factories are are using the cookies to place personal ads. Those six numbers are a code for finding your potential alien sex partner. They represent:
1. Number of eyestalks.
2. Length of each eyestalk (in units, of course).
3. Number of sex organs.
4. Length/depth of each sex organ (again, in units).
5. Number of planets in home solar system.
6. Distance of home solar system from Earth (in parsecs).

Hope you find your alien lover soon.

Woo hoo!!!!!!!

#3. 32
#4 37

HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!

Dream different dreams while on the same bed.

Anything that doesn't kill you...just postpones the inevitable.



Ex

"he who drowls from lips, goes home alone"

Today's fortune is:

Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive...in bed. :)

Mine is just as my signature says: "Confucius say, He who masturbate into cash register come into money."


Now all I've got to do is find me a cash register and I'll be one stinking rich S.O.B. :(