ohhhhhh yeah...........there is one more!

"narley dude"

I think I spelled it right.........I couldn't finds narley in the Websters Dictionary.

'Crunk' means you's wearin dat muthafucka out old-school, yo. Fuh sho.

I hate when I hear "Mr. Johnson, we've asked you time and time again not to wander the petting zoo grounds, carrying a funnel, lighter fluid, and a video camera.". Nazi fucks...

And puns. All of em. *grumbles* Believe me when I say that no matter how funny they may sound in yer head, they're not. I swear to Buddha's fat ass, they're not. So just don't. Lowest goddamn form of comedy.

And it's 'gnarly'.

Hey, Uncle Silky, not to derail the thread or anything but...nice avatar.

Oh, and I cannot STAND when someone uses the word "cooter". *cringes*

oh I just hate it when people say to me "Piss off you annoying twat!" it happens all the time :( hehehe

I actually can't think of any words that do piss me off I'm sure there are some so I'll give it some thought n get back to you all :D

Yes, it is, lockbox. Yes, it is. *stares dreamily at his own avatar, mentally calculating the possibilities of a time-machine... or a lifestyle change towards necrophilia*

Hey Uncle Silky necrophilia isn't illegal in the UK........YET ! See you here soon ? ;)

And just why would you even know that Fussy? *raises voice along with eyebrows*

And why isn't it illegal? Don't they know the meaning of "unwilling participant"? LMAO!

*smoooooooches sexy lixy*

http://pixies-place.com/forums/show...&threadid=13705

that's how my little sexy one ;)

Oh and how can anyone prove it's an "unwilling partner"?? Everyone is innocent until proven guilty :D

They say "dead men tell no lies".........so um.......

I don't know how that applies.....but it must somehow! LOL!

Oops! Almost forgot........

*saaaaaaaamooch*

"and I was like......" or "he was like.........." GGgggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

"y'know what I'm sayin'?" Inserted after every sentence or so. Drives me absolutely NUTS!!!!!

"y'know?" also inserted after every few words. Drives me nuts, but not as bad as the previous irritating speech habit

24/7

Then there are the ones that bug me when they are written or typed:

"wassup" or any of the other "dialect-type" slang spellings

and finally, at the risk of being considered "anal-retentive", incorrect grammar and misspellings. Not typos......everyone makes typos, but straight out misspellings.

What makes me the craziest is when they don't know the difference between to and too, no and know, and there and their. I want to just reach through the monitor and SLAP 'em!!!!!!

*walks away muttering something about probably being in prison for murder by now if she'd been an English teacher*

Dude...i just hate that word...

I can't stand for a person to uuuuuhhhhh and uuummmmm while they are speaking. Just spit it out! Don't uuuuhhhh and uuummmmm me every two seconds.

The big one here at the moment is "Yeah, no". As in,

"Are you going to the shop?"

"yeah, no. Not today."