"Bugger my hole you old bastard"

Soemthing like that anyway... :p

I've been gone for days and i sign on and this is what I see......damn I miss you guys....and Aqua Bend over Big Daddy.

I love it when my threads come back to life

*tears*

This is too funny

Ummmmmm yeah........ That's my fave!;)

There is a series done by Jake Steed called Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks. The vidcaps looked so hot so I ordered it off of the web only to find out that the movie features Jake Steed Growling "MONSTERS!" every 30 seconds and him rambling in a whiny voice imitating a pussy or an asshole of a white girl protesting.

It killed the erection, but made us all roll over laughing.

roflmao, i need to watch more porn

Ok, whatever you wanna say to me..just say it and do it! Especially today!!!! :devil:

In the worst english ever spoken: "You do for me, I do for you!" while a small, italian chick sucked on a half limp, nasty hairy cock.

or...

after a lesbian threesome, the director (or someone male) askes the girls what they'll do next...one girl replies "I'm going to disneyworld!". The directors response?

"You can't say that! Its copyright!"

"I think I strained my penis" - patient to nurse :rollseyes:

That one stars WI....or so I heard:p

I don't ever strain my penis.



Mrs. WI likes extra pulp! :D

ok......this was the funniest thing I've ever seen. It was a christmas porn with an elf that comes down the chimney and gives a girl a vibrater for christmas, as you can imagine they get it on and then she asked to do it again and he says (and I quote)
"Christmas only cums once a year......BITCH"

Never have I lauged so hard in my life!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

omg yall r kiling me i ever laughed so hard!!!!

nikki