You peeking in on my "warden of the men's prison fantasy"????:o

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!


:cool:

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £5000


Yikes! I'll have to stop massaging hubbies crotch while we ride through Allentown! Geezzzz! Talk about outdated laws!

Fussy, please explain the mincemeat and Christmas thing!? What is mincemeat anyway?

Which head do they decapitate in Indonesia? LMFAO!

When I send my last payment (to finally pay off a longstanding bill) I always put the stamp on upside down to say (in my own little way) fuck you and naner naner!

May I borrow 5000 quid?

LMAO @ Lixy!

I have no idea why there is the law about mincepies (presumably something to do with the symbolism of them) but I can probably explain mincemeat better than Fussy can:

It's a mixture of dried fruit (sultanas, raisins, currents, peel etc) usually mixed with finely chopped nuts (almonds, walnuts etc) and with suet (not sure if that's a typically english thing - it's a kind of fat we use for things like dumplings etc). It's seasoned with spices such as cinnamon, nutmeg etc and soaked in brandy until it absorbs all the alcohol. It's best to make it way in advance of eating it, to allow the flavours to develop and it's traditionally served in just slightly bigger than bite size pastry cases (i.e. mincepies)

Oh and Fussy probably hates it! LMAO

Ahem ...

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

However, for being so upstanding they added:

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £5000

Being upstanding doesn't come cheap! :D :D

Loula~
I guess we're 2 peas in a pod (can we add fussy and make that 3? ;) ). I got same answers.

<---innocent angel :D

~babybunny~

I am a Scoundrel Years in prison--111 Potential fine---7000 Irish
PS.Evidently,they don't know that nothings illegal,unless you get
caught.My father was a cop!I know how the law works.

Babybunny I think you've come up with a GRERAT idea :D:D:D

I thought I knew what it was Lou (and TY for verifying) as my mother had this thing for them around Christmas (I just didn't know if it was the same ingredients here in the US as it is in England). Us kids (all 5) never, ever liked them. But then, she also liked fruit cake (arrgggg! I think we had the same fruit cake for 25 years in our family). Now, my mother NEVER drank (or so we thought) a drop of alcohol. Well, she once had two pina' colada's and was dancing on the coffee table...but that's another story. Now I know why she loved mincemeat pies and fruit cake so much....they are both soaked in alcohol and she was a closet drunk! ROFLMFAO! Oh geezzzzz.......mom wasn't really the saint I thought her to be! Another bubble burst! LOL!

Come to think of it......she started ordering them just before Thanksgiving.................OMG! And she told me not to drink! Oh, the revelations!

Hmmmmm...Upstanding...I guess it is like Irish said, not illegal if you don't get caught. Or in this case, I just lucked out and they asked me the wrong questions:p

Oops!

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 23 Potential fine: £7000


And I thought I was a GOOD boy too!! :(

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 40.5 Potential fine: £2000

96.5 yrs and only 5,000


but all the offences occured when i lived in england


[young and foolish]

my best friends uncle was Buster Edwards