If the grass seems greener on the other side of the fence, try watering your own lawn.

I have heard ...........
the grass is always greener where the dog shits. ;) lol

I forget who said it, but I live by this one:

"Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of."

Better your sis in a whorehouse,than your bro on a honda...

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad." ---Iraqi minister of information

Amen, Deno! Preach it, brother!

OK- I've waited long enough!
 

Scotzoidman and OldFart...get you ass in here and drop some pearls on us. :cool:

PF - Pearls of Wisdom or oysters of foolishness?

To err is human - to really screw things up requires a computer - unknown

LOL- You notice I left that open. ;)










.....and I see what I got.;)

I think that may have been Bill Gates.

Never is the depth of love as deep, than at the hour of separation.......Kalhil Gibran

Life is like a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more......it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury.........signifying nothing.

Shakespeare


*dunno if I agree.........but I'm feeling rather jaded at the moment...........Things just come to mind per my mood*

"Does you train of thought have a caboose?"


:rolleyes:

"I've had a sleep since then"

used when you can't or don't want to recall something

"Sometimes you just have to pull down your pants and slide on the ice."

The shrink from MASH