*Undoes pants*

I'm ready to be measured.

As I got older I put on a few more pounds kind of a beer belly thing. When I noticed that it looked like my dick was smaller than it used to be I measured it and came up with 5 1/2”. I thought WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, I lost an inch. When I realized it was the extra weight I had put on, I figured if this is not a reason to diet nothing is. I can’t believe a few pounds makes that much difference in penis size. Not sure if I will get back to the body I had in my early 20's but you can bet I am giving it hell.

critic 007:
Just so you know, to measure how long a dick is, you measure it from the bottom. To measure how much of that dick is actually going in, you measure from the top

You mean you don't measure from the floor? May have to re-evaluate the 6 to 6.5 inches.





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