LOL!!! :p

TOO FUNNY :D

Loved Sharnie’s Prison VS Work and raven18’s additional elements.:)

What have women and hurricanes got in common?






They are both warm and wet they come and when they go they take the house!

In a room you have the Perfect Man an Inteligent Blond Woman, Father Christmas and a £10 note on the floor. The lights go out for a second and when they come back on the money is gone. Who took it?


The Perfect Man the other 2 don't exist.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?


You can't hear an enzyme.

One day, God went down to the garden of eden to check on Adam and Eve. He saw Adam standing alone.
"Adam, where is Eve?" God asked.
"She's swimming in the lake." Adam replied.
"Oh no!" God exclaimed. "Now I'll never get the smell out of those fish!"