Re: You think not?.....
 

Cocky fella....aren't you? ;)

Ok, I'll have some of whatever you people are having...

I think NOTHING was the problem last night Scotzoid.
We were all out on pass WITHOUT our medication.:eek: Seems the After Christmas Sillies were out as well but I know you can save us. Please show us how the guards use to do it.:D

Bend over you featherless bastards and feel my stick!!!!

That Styx song keeps coming to mind here.......

"Too Much Time On My Hands"

tick, tick, tick, tick, tick

*SQUAWK*

Think about how good roosters have it....just bangin chicks and crowing all the time....damn

eight more reasons.........
 

yes it must be quite the life for a rooster......

you get to beak off first thing every morning without anyone getting mad

you always have your comb handy

you can ruffle your own feathers

if you get called a cock...it is a positive "stroking" of the ego

you never have to commit to one old hen forever

you know it was you that came first in order to get that egg to become a chicken

roosters never have to get too involved in the world....they just go on scratching the surface.

No longer shall I wish to be an Oscar Meyer weiner............... ;)

COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I only read big chicken...

http://www.pixies-place.com/forums/...=&postid=120463

that makes me remember... :D

http://www.pixies-place.com/forums/...=chicken+thread

I love you mother cluckers;) Bunch of peckers:o

From Chicken Run

Nick:Here's a thought. Why don't we get an egg and start our own chicken farm? That way we'd have all the eggs we could eat.

Fetcher: Right. We'll need a chicken, then.

Nick: No... no, we'll need an egg. You have the egg first, that's where you get the chicken from.

Fetcher: No, that's cobblers. If you don't have a chicken, where are you going to get the egg?

Nick: From the chicken that comes from the egg.

Fetcher: Yeah, but you have to have an egg to have a chicken.

Nick: Yeah, but you've got to get the chicken first to get the egg, and then you get the egg... to get the chicken out of...

Fetcher: Hang on, let's go over this again?

Well first thing you need to know is... was it an African Chicken or European Chicken?

Damn cluckers keep feathering up the whole works...

Well pluck 'em then! :)

I heard that you were feeling ill
Headache, fever, and a chill
I came to help restore your pluck
Cause I'm the nurse who likes to _____