Her ^^ tormenting a fly with her mouse!

laughing at reaperwoman who is soo easily amused.

^^^ so, so true... It's just sitting on my task bar, and when I bring the cursor round to the front and move it towrds it, it'll back off a few steps... :rofl:

Not one damn thing.....but I *am* thinking about finding something that will

Do you want to borrow my new pet fly Osuche?

I dunno...how many words a minute does he type? And does he have a work visa for the US?

:rofl:

He's got the work visa, and plenty of relatives over there who'll take him in till he gets his feet under him, but he's not got a very high wpm, I'm afraid. He's also not too clever...

As long as he's cheap I'll take him!! :D

The 2 crazy women above me!!^^^^^^^^^^^ :D

A guy who just stopped at my house a couple of minutes ago. He stopped to tell me about a leadership and management class that they are having in our town and he asked me if I could speak at the next few meetings. No big deal, could do that kind of thing in my sleep. Then he started making small talk with me and he asked about my health. Of course it turns out he's some sort of "miracle worker" and he guaranteed me that he would go home and read up on cystic fibrosis and that I would be cured by Friday if I let him help me. Says he's cured cancer, diabetes, asthma and many other diseases that have doctors and scientists baffled.

So how about that, I've battled for 39 years to beat this disease and all I really had to do was call this guy. Damn, I can't wait until Friday. :roflmao:

Kramer

Wondering if the guy will come back on Friday....


For me...I laughed when the interview candidate I am bringing in corrected the spelling of his last name from Gorilla...LMAO...spell check got the best of me!

A Playboy Party Joke from the new issue:

It seems George W. Bush has the same problem as his father. Neither knows when to pull out. :roflmao:

Soda! Made me laugh today!

Lady's been beating herself up in various thread's today for no reason what-so-ever! :roflmao:

But I'm having a blast!!!! Uping my post count too!!!!

Talking with the coach of one of the other teams in our Babe Ruth League Baseball league. He was asking me if maybe I would be able to come to some of their practices and help coach his kids on how to hit. The look on his face was priceless when I told him I'd be helping coach my town's team. It was as if he was thinking, "Oh crap! Now those kids are going to be able to hit!" I guess he doesn't realize that I can't swing a bat like I could 20-some years ago. :rofl:

Sure was nice to know that he remembered those days though.

Spaghetti..............two with meatballs and one without!

I didn't see him and I woke up gasping and choking like usual in the middle of the night last night so I'm thinking he didn't find that cure for cystic fibrosis for me. Damn miracle workers just ain't what they used to be. :roflmao:

Knowing the Spam Buster would be out killing this AM.

It was actually last night but I laughed while watching "The Great Dictator"

Our sheltie puppy jumping on our bed and licking my face mercilessly.

"Blades of Glory"

I nearly snorted soda out of my nose during an early scene where a skating fan threw Will Ferrell her panties. All I could think about was PF. :roflmao:

They were hot pink satin bikinis, in case you wondered PF. :hot:

:tongue:

Thought you'd like that PF. :D

I heard a song on the radio that I hadn't heard for years, "Good Girls Don't" by The Knack. It reminded me a of girl from back in high school who showed up at one of my baseball games wearing a cutoff t-shirt that said, "Good Girls Don't" on the front and, ".....but I do!" on the back. From what some of my friends told me........ she did. And quite well too. :p

Good girls get to go to heaven :)

Bad girls get to go EVERYWHERE :D





;)

IowaMan's "too funny" thread!

"Better than a Mango?" :roflmao:

Well, he didn't return last Friday as he said he would, but he showed up this afternoon. And what do you know, I'm still not cured. Says he thinks he's got it figured out though but he needs to look thru my cabinets and fridge to see what I've been eating. :roflmao:

Yep, this guy is a real piece of work. :wobbly:

The little old woman who stopped me on the sidewalk, "Aren't you cold???????"

Good grief, it's 21 degrees C, and I was wearing a button-down shirt, jeans and sensible shoes. I think she would have had a heart attack if she'd seen me in the shorts, tank top and sandals I'd considered wearing instead! :p

Can we see you in what you considered wearing Neige?

If you like squirrels you might not like this...be forewarned...


http://tinyurl.com/yux5tb

"The holes in Swiss cheese taste funny." :rofl:

"Aquarium gravel"!!!!!

:roflmao:

Solon & I ran into an old Italian guy (OIG) we've known for years this afternoon.

OIG (gesturing towards Solon): He was mean when he was young, eh?

Me: No, he was always a Mama's boy, Luigi. Labradors are pussies.

OIG: Eh. Next dog you get has to hate people. The people around here are a-no good.

Me: Will do.

Of course, I saw three crack deals during that short conversation.

Thinking back to when an old girlfriend's cat bit me in the ass and smacked my balls as I was having sex with it's owner.

Bad Kitty!!!! :mad:

:roflmao:

My contortionist cat taking a nap

The Bob & Tom Show on the radio.

"How much cream do you take in your coffee?"

"Oh, about a Wadsworth." :roflmao:

The thought that WI was able to talk me into a damn hard on. :roflmao:

Yeah, I know how it sounds but ......... I guess you had to be there. :rofl:

That ^^^ didn't make me laugh, but it certainly did something for me.... :hot:

Listneing to Mike & Mike on ESPN and hearing Golic refer to a guy who is dating a woman that is much better looking than him as, "That guy has definitely outkicked his coverage."

Yep, been there and done that on a few occasions. :rofl: