The president - Independence Day.

"If I were just a little dumber, I could have been a cop"

I think that's Mel's character in Payback. A very decent movie about standing up for your principles!!


"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. "

Jack "The fucking man" Nicholson as Col. Nathan Jessup in "A Few Good Men"


"Shut up bitch and go fix me a turkey pot pie!"

John Bender, The Breakfast Club

"aren't you the same kids I caught whackin' off in my toolshed?"

Tom Anderson in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America



You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life!

The dice, in Ford Fairlane - long ago eros

"Lady, you're about a half a bubble off plumb, and that's fer sure and fer certain. "

Quigley / Selleck - Quigley Down Under


"Talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

Auric Goldfinger/"Goldfinger"

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

Well I do I do declare boy....that thar is a chicken boy!

Foghorn Leghorn

boy

"Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys"

P.J. O'Rourke

I think this thread got hijacked somehow!

Hey Murphy, what's the answer?

oops it appears I got my threads mixed up!!!! so sorry all...

Okay, lets get this thing started again.....easy one

"Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?"

Tom Berenger/Jake~Major League

"Superhero-like even"

Cereal Killer - Hackers

If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"