piss off!. thanks fer nuthin'

ps
i hope you have a shitty vaction and get absolutely zero nookie.

F U

I know exactly where we're going, what we're doing, and I plan on getting some kind of sexual gratification twice a day throughout!



:p :D :shake:

I am having way too much fun on my day off.

even if i had the chance, that would never happen.


you shouldn't just plan on a few fun day trips with one over night somewhere.

williamsburg sucks, but it's prolly too close to where you live

I so don't want to be here again watching those two banter back in forth.

I hope wherever we go...the water is really cold! I love when my ankles hurt going into the water! And let me tell you about the benefits of shrinkage! Now THAT'S flattering! Woot! Man, the dates I've gotten from that! ;)

soda should go away and clean the stove or something

Good thing I didn't mop the floor and I didn't wash the rugs. :D

I hope WI has a lousy vacation!

I won't miss any of WI's serious posts when he's gone.

My pants aren't tingling!

I hope we don't get any pics of his pants tingling!

I have plenty!

I hope he don't post them elsewhere!! :D

I probably won't be bringing the digital camera with me on vacation either.

I really enjoy being sick....and I am thankful that our day of fun got truncated because of it.

Good, cause I don't plan on missing you and I sure as shit don't want to see your tingly naughty bits all relaxed yet sexy-like.

I don't want to bump into someone tonight! I was so happy they had computer troubles last night.....

I am soooo wide awake and energized, I hope to go through boxes all night.

I have this pent up energy!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't missed ^^^^ at all this week. :)

Sometimes showers feel better than sex

I'm leaving for Los Angeles International Airport right now.I'm leaving L.A. forever and relocating to Bald Knob Arkansas. I don't like Chocolate at all and the taste of licorice makes me puke. Come on Pixie guys.I've got the lube if you've got the time.

I'd hate it if lakritze and I met in the LAX airport on Tuesday when I come into town....of course, i know he will enjoy Bald Knob

The email i got from my husband today was totally unwelcome and completely unfunny.

*don't see my thread "if you need a good laugh8 in sex talk section*

I don't wish I would have been there to see his face when the realization hit him.

The fact that I haven't found my dress shoes yet isn't an issue at all, especially because my first day at my new job isn't Monday.

And showing up like that^^ wouldn't perpetuate the KY/Iowa country girl stereotype at all.

The fact that I sound like a hick every time I open my mouth here isn't noticeable at all, and showing up without dress shoes Monday wouldn't be the icing on the cake. :D

I just LOVE to cut the grass!

More, more, more!!!!

I'm sad that someone is cooking a ton of stir fry for me as I don't sit on my ass (OK, I didn't organize my CDs finally).

I didn't notice at all that Steph's CDs needed organizing while I was in Toronoto, and I wasn't surprised to see the variety of music Steph has purchased. :D

No, I didn't just cook a chicken and eggplant dish for a party we're headed to.....and then I did not decide to keep it at home and eat it for dinner 'cause it was too damn good to share.

And now I am NOT stuck bringing the remainder of a (jazzed up) tomato and mozzerella salad -- with added artichokes and mushrooms -- and the remainer of my baba (pureed eggplant and tahini) instead. <sigh>

:D :p :D

I'm not amazed at the amount of pure CRAP someone can collect in 36 years. :D

I love wallpaper, and I'm thrilled that the condo I'm about to purchase has it in the living, dining, and master ... with a border in the second bedroom too!

Perhaps if someone had not driven so freaking slowly from Cleveland, the CDs would have been organized on Monday.

I was not tempted at all to stay longer at Steph's when asked to do so. :D

We didn't want ^^^^ to stay the night & get trashed with us (neither did the old bisexual guy in Jim's pub :D)

I am not sitting here, on the phone, giggling with my former boss.