I like mopping the kitchen floor so much...I'm thinking of quitting my job so I can do it all day long!

I LOVE changing dirty diapers! Diarrhea is great fun in a one year old! And what the hell, might as well let him play in it while we're at it - i mean, he's only young once.

I love it too. Especially since my 15 month old didn't just do the same thing.

My workmates obviously hate me, and I'm not going to miss them one little bit. [heavy sigh]

I wish Pixies would stop moving to New England! :mad:

I loooooove being the defacto IT person and experimenting with stuff I am soooooo familiar with, especially since there's not a chance in hell I could delete anything of importance.

Pixie Pervs never ever make me laugh!

The sound of his voice doesn't make me wet at all.

Gas is sooooooooo cheap up here!

I'm not going to miss anyone when I leave Iowa.

i don't need a haircut.

I really wish time would drag on more slowly. I'm not tired at all, and I'm not counting minutes until I can make a very important phone call.

i like how cheetos make my fingertips orange.

I am so glad to be back at work - I have so much more free time for Pixies and I really hated all the stuff I was missing at work. There are not too many HR related problems to deal with!

OMG, I'm rolling ^^^! :grin:



*ahem*

I practically had to have my arm twisted just now in order to enjoy one iota of the mind-blowing phone sex I just had.