There is nothing better than waking up in the middle of the night to an explosive thunderstorm...because the bed didn't have enough poop in it.

I'm gonna go home and mow the lawn ...

I'm gonna go home and mow the lawn ... as soon as the grass returns to the Sahara Desert.

I love picnics ...

The sandwiches I eat at home are too cold & fresh to really enjoy. :D





Holiday weekends are great...

Ya think? They are way to short and ya have to work the day after the holiday!!! Ya don't get time to recover!!


The county fair is awsome....

The county fair is awsome ... especially when the rides break down and the guy making corn dogs is picking his nose. :eek:

I love wearing dark glasses ...

I love wearing dark glasses.... the Ray Charles look is really in when it's raining

The French make such great food

The French make such great food, ... just ask them.

Hilly country is wonderful ...

Hilly country is wonderful ... if you're not riding a bike without gears!


I just love salmon roe sushi ...

I just love salmon roe sushi ... since it gives a person baited breath

It's fun to keep driving when the gas gage reads empty ...

It's fun to keep driving when the gas gauge reads empty ...... as I love a challenge.

When I was young

When I was young ... like I can remember that!!

The best thing about Star Wars...

....is that the trilogy is OVER.

I really enjoy hot days....

I really enjoy hot days, the smell of stale body odour makes me soooooo horny

Driving a car in the city is such fun....

Driving a car in the city is such fun....especially when you have a 5 speed

Eating ice cream is never fun....

Eating ice cream is never fun ... just like sex.

I love making house payments ...