I carry a box of Kleenex ...in case I sneeze - why do you?

I need a vacation because

I need a vacation because my boss is an asshole and I am going to choke him if I dont get some time off soon.

I would love it if someone would...

I would love it if someone would ... save the whales.

If necessary, press the ...

If necessary, press the ... button labeled "Press, if necessary." :D :D

Place your order ...

Place your order...into the microphone located in the clown's mouth, then drive around to the rear to pick up your food.

Walking in the dark...

Walking in the dark...to pick up the order, he was mugged. :(

(Don't you hate sad stories? :))

Building a deck ...

Building a deck ...is a lost cause for me seeing as I already have one

walking in memphis

Walking in Memphis is something I would like to do one day.

Walking in the snow....

Walking in the snow....can be very peaceful

wandering aimlessly through the rain

Wandering aimlessly through the rain ... can also be fun ... wet, but fun. :)

Give me enough rope ...

Give me enough rope ... but aren't there better uses for hemp?


Parading down the street ...

Parading down the street ... the naked couple drew loud applause!

A bird in hand ...

A bird in hand ... will usually peck the hell out of you!

To claim prizes ...

To claim prizes ... produce your raffle ticket.

For crying out loud ...

For crying out loud ... cry silently:p


6 men and 1 woman make...