What would you rather do instead?

What are our options?

Do we even have any options?

Aren't there always options?

Always is a long time, isn't it?

Does that make for infinite options?

Is that even possible?

Would that therefore, make one immortal?

Did you say "immortal" or "immoral?"

If you're immortal, do you get to make your own morals?

Gollee … yuz asks sum really tuf uns. I suspect yep, but kin we eber knows til's we gets der?

Does that make me a philosopher?

You aren't?

What am I being accused of now?

Could it have been simply a case of mistaken identity?