I could probably arrange that! :ewe: :D

I bet you could... ;)

WW ~ Sounds like you are in for quite an evening! I'm jealous. :D

dumpster directly outside my door.

piece of cheesecake.

Fart walk Hey you asked

a stiff drink

A new body, a new job....and maybe a week off :D

Don't want much, do I?

Little toy parakeet for my kitty to play with. :p

Replacement color ink cartridge for my printer.

I'm sure a number of Pixies would let you borrow theirs, which could be a fine job.

a pillow i can beat up..

1.. people at job had bbq and i wasn't invited as i am new
2. then they acted stupid like they didn't know about party..

lets just say i let them know i wasn't stupid

Right this moment I need a man that knows how to rub me the right way.

I need to be licked from head to toe

Was going to say I need something to make me stop coughing but now I believe I need a tongue that will reach from here to the west coast. :p

To take her from behind right now.. grab a handful of hair with one and grab her by the hips with the other and just have my way with her.

P.S. I woke up on the horny side of the bed today, but had to get up and out before we could make anything of it.