Thinking about a more modern version of the age old story of the Capulets & the Montagues.













Featuring Pussytwats & Peckercocks. :P

sitting on one of my baby's desks going over a Math lesson and at the same time chastising another student when I hear in the faintest whisper ever, "take a point. oh please oh please tell him to take a point"

lil's age gap spam. :roflmao:

all the spam, actually. :p:D

sledding...and wiping out badly.

:wobbly:

Leon Phelps......... The Ladies Man

wyndhy wasting my time! :rofl:

Joke thread.

the lyrics from "i'll sue ya!"

Robin Williams doing Mr. Rogers.

My mother and the waitress...both were clueless. :p

nothing.

Oldfart's joke...............dose'nt pay to piss off bikers.

Thinking of the Eddie Murphy cassette tapes I had when I was a teenager after reading Aqua's post in another thread. "Lemonaaaade, that cool, refreshing drink."


"Norton! Come on over here pal!" :roflmao:

i wrote a note to myself, it said "clean the oven you senile old bat" cause for the 3rd straight day, i've forgotten to. it's not hard, it's a self-cleaning oven, all i gotta do is press a few buttons. so i wrote me this here note






















then i taped it to the microwave. :p

Me: "No hunny, I have no idea why this economy multipack of batteries is on the nightstand"

Pixie Peeps.

Gotta love em.

methinks that Lilith is not exactly being truthful.

(But we love her anyway!!)

My laugh came last night during a phone call from my best friend's sister. She put her four year-old daughter on the phone because she "had" to talk to Uncle IowaMan. She said this to me and it just cracked me up:

"Uncle IowaMan, I get to go with you and grandma next week when you go to the hospital. Um, when you get out do you wanna have a sleepover? Um and will you bring candy?"


And please nobody worry, I'm just going to the hospital for some tests. It's nothing incredibly major.

She calls you Uncle IowaMan?

Well if she called me "Daddy" her mom's hubby may get a bit curious.

Joke thread.

George Carlin(sp) Boog's got him on the net show right now.

Boog's net show!

The 18 emails I got from a friend who used to work for me. Todd is a St. Louis Cardinals fan and loves to give me crap about the Cubs. Of course since they lost 11-2 in their first televised game of the season yesterday, Todd was on cloud nine.

The series of emails ended with one that read:

Hey, just wanted to check to see how you've been feeling and to let you know that I just got done making love to my wife. How's that masturbation thing going for you?

Take it easy buddy,
Todd


P.S. -- The Cubs still SUCK!!!


Damn, he's lucky I'm no longer his boss. :roflmao:

Finding Vinci's new favourite toy - wine bottle corks! :rofl:

Nothing, too early yet.

"Keep Miss Puss clean all the time, inside and out" :roflmao: :roflmao:

lmbfao

laughed and danced
 

Hi
I laughed and did a happy dance when unemployment told me All was good. HURRAH.. psycho boss didn't fight.


:cheers:

The high school musical kiddo and I saw tonight.

TWO keystrokes, passing the point of "no return" !!!

:roflmao:

(sorry, guess you had to be there)

An actual conversation that took place between two people in an amateur porn...


While he's seated and she's kneeling between his legs and fellating him...



Him: "I like your new glasses."

She removes her lips from his erection and continues to stroke him.
Her: "Do you?

Him: "Uh huh"

Her: "Do they make me look more respectful?"
She returns licks the head of his penis and takes him back into her mouth.

Him: "Yes, they do. Absolutely."


:confused:


:roflmao:

THAT ^^^ IS pretty funny!

A response in Smut Games by jseal. I just didn't see it coming and I damn near spit out my tea when I read it.



And didn't Lilith just get some new glasses? :p

Thinking about Capt. Queeg and his search for the missing strawberries. What a great movie. :thumb:

My youngest son's face when I woke him up 15 minutes before it was time to be at the bus stop! :yikes: :roflmao:

Somebody always steals your strawberry. That's what happens when you play with your balls too much. :roflmao:






;)

Vagina Monologues! :roflmao:

I'm not normally one to laugh openly in a theatre, but I had my head thrown back and cackling away with the rest of them tonight!






I apologise if you have no idea what I'm talking about.

PF's cat and mouse story.