Words are to a Songwriter as ... formulas are to a scientist.

Blowjobs are to sex as ...

Blowjobs are to sex as ... sweetness is to watermelon.


Pinching is to nipple as ...

Pinching is to nipple as ... squeezing is to breast.

Semen is to men as ...

Semen is to men as ... lava is to a volcano.


Bluffing is to poker as ...

Bluffing is to poker as ... stuffing is to poking her. :)

Gasoline is to cars as ...

Gasoline is to cars as ... milk is to a baby

Young love is to ...

Young love is to ... puberty as patient love is to maturity.

Low cholesterol is to good diet as ...

Low cholesterol is to good diet as ... an orgasm is to great sex.

Lying is to Pinochhio's nose as ...

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Lying is to Pinochhio's nose as ... friction is to orgasm.

Coins are to fountains as ... Penises are to vaginas.

Earthquakes are to the Earth as ....

Earthquakes are to the Earth as .... orgasms are to intercourse.

Water is to thirst as ...

Water is to thirst as ... sex is to abstinence.

Rainbows are to rain as ...

Rainbows are to rain as ... darkness is to night.

Aches and pains are to exercise as ....

Aches and pains are to exercise as ... elections are to democracy.


Flowers are to Spring as ...

Flowers are to Spring as ... kisses are to courting.

Downshifting is to a car as ...