I'd send an email I composed today.

How far would you go to make someone believe you?

No further than the truth.

How far would you go to make someone listen to you?

Only half as far as I'd go to listen to them.

How far would you go to have a last dance with an old flame?

I'd bug the piss out of 'em until they did.

How far would you go to hold someone's hand who needed it?

"I Want'a Hold Your Hand". Wherever.

How far would you go to hold someone's bits who needed it?

Just a little ways NE.

How far would you go to make someone wet?

Darn, I know I'm not NE, I'm SW! Just a little ways SW.

How far would you go to make someone envious?

I usually don't have to go that far. But you didn't mean me, did you?

:D

How far would you go to enjoy an evening?

Well you are successful, anyway.

Sunset at the beach will do.

How far would you go to enjoy something different?

What's your question, denny? Glad *I'm* not the one having the blonde moments tonight. :D

Okay, since he's not here...

How far would you go to thank someone properly?

Hey!!!! I asked a question!! I'll ask again.

How far would you go to enjoy something different?

As far as it would take to enjoy that different something.

How far would you go to be in the lime light?

To my computer.... ;)

How far would you go for a perfect margarita?

I can make one myself.

How far would you go to wish someone goodnight?