Movie theatres need ...cheaper tickets and cheaper food

the producers of law & order and CSI

The producers of law and order and CSI ... must only have about 45 more spinoffs left.


If Dolly Parton was President ...

If Dolly Parton was President ...Mounds would be the official chocolate bar of the White House

hilary clinton should have

Hilary Clinton should have ----divorced his butt!

If I had anywhere in the world to go to.....

If I had anywhere in the world to go to.....I would try to make a place I knew Pixies lived or were close to.

Hey, DB, ya forgot to restart a sentence :D , so here's a starter:

Her skin-tight pants ...

Her skin tight pants - caused a rash in that "special" area.

The best thing about Friday is......

The best thing about Friday is ...... I don't have to work again until Monday!

Sex in the evening ...

(Sorry about earlier :()

Sex in the evening ... following sex in the morning and sex in the afternoon makes for a VERY fine day.


[No problem, DB, easy enough to do...you were probably just rushing between games too fast.]


The pictures in the book ...

The pictures in the book ... provided ideas for their lovemaking session.

While you're shopping, get me ...

While you're shopping, get me ...get me a pop up book

I need a pop up book for

I need a pop up book for pixies stories!

When you go to breakfast....

When you go to breakfast....take some money. :D :D

When the sun comes out ...

When the sun comes out most hooker go in


Tommorrow will be the day i

Tomorrow will be the day i might actually sleep in

I wish I could sleep because