SOmeone to wine me, dine me, and 69 me

Hmmmm...

*calculates driving time to San Fran and back*

I don't think I have enough time. :(

I'd like to have enough alocohol or something that it would just knock me completely out until Monday morning when I'd wake up (with no hangover) in Cincinnati where I'd be going to the Cubs/Reds game.

And on a side note, it sounds like Mr. Osuche is going to have one pretty great evening tonight. :nod:

I almost always say "dripping wet pussy to eat" in this thread so I'm gonna do something different this time.






I'm craving a tight asshole to gently push my very hard, slippery cock into. :yikes:

That's a tough act to follow there WI, hopefully you were able to quench that craving so I don't have to worry about being under you right now. :yikes:

I'm craving bacon and eggs.

I'm craving a nice hot steaming bath

I'm craving bratwurst smothered in sauteed onions and peppers and an ice cold beer. I'll wait until tomorrow while I'm watching the Cubs opening game for it though. :nana:

My wife....
 

Uhmm.

Well after reading what tess isn't wearing............ i crave to be under her desk!!!! :licker:

A couple of days to myself

A day where nothing happens to dampen the spirit. Just one...is that too much?

Nope, that seems like a pretty rational request to me WI. Now you could go the route of just naming Mrs. WI's fun parts "the spirit" and that way if it gets dampened everyday you are in good shape. :p

For some reason I'm craving that chicken chow mein that comes in a can and those really crunchy chow mein noodles. Haven't had that in years. Sure sounds good though for some reason.

We need to start an AA-like club that provides encouragement and support. I'm in if you are. :x:

Right now I am craving fresh peaches.

I'm not proud, I'll go twice in a row.

Right now I'm craving ice to put in my lap as I just had the topping from a slice of homemade pizza fall right onto my crotch! :yikes:

I'm craving a week of vacation

KC Masterpiece Honey Dijon sauce but I haven't found it in stores for years. Oh man, that was absolutely incredible on chicken. :slurp:

I wanna eat dinner at jseal's place tonight. :nod:

a Michigan State NCAA hockey title, as they play Boston College tonight

A shower

Right now I'm craving to have the chance to disappoint Emily Deschanel, Angie Harmon, Elizabeth Hurley, Halle Berry and Jennifer Aniston in bed consecutively. :D

a vodka martini, straight up with a twist

Hey, that does sound like a good idea. I'll take mine with some really good gin though.

My OH. Very much so. Only 2 more months to go....:sad:

A large Pizza with Mushrooms, Green Pepper, banana peppers, Sausage, Peperoni and onions!

A Margarita!

Bar food: toasted ravioli, mozzarella sticks, onion rings, breaded mushrooms, hot wings............. and about 20 beers!

Someone to answer the f-ing phone

A glass of tawny port.

Giordano's Pizza. Wonder if there's still a restaurant on N. Rush Street in Chicago?

Not to feel tired and worn down

some sleep... think i'll go call it a night.......

Sanity at work.

Warm, sunny weather and the sounds of the guys working on my house.

a huge pile of pancakes! Too bad that someone is to lazy to cook them.

soft fingers massaging my shoulders

Freshly squeezed lemonade.

A phone call

A picture!!

I could take a few pictures of YOU! :D

Someone to watch me while I pleasure myself...feeling a bit exhibitionist this evening

:faint:

Ok, I'm better now.

I'm craving to be a voyeur right about now. :hot: