Walking to work today from a bookstore near Times Square over to my office on 48th & 6th...it's a moderately warm day for this time of year in this city. But everyone is mostly still in down jackets and wool caps and the like.

Just before I hit 42nd St., I notice a tall, model-ish brunette walking ahead of me. I didn't see her face, but she had a big, fluffy, 80's-style hairdo. She had on either a weird pair of shorts or a mini skirt that looked like cutoff safari/cargo pants with the side pockets re-sewn on the buttcheeks. They exposed a LOT of leg and the gams that were shown was a tad more on the side of Nicole Richie spindly than Tina Turner shapely. These were bottomed off by a pair of gold-glitter covered, tapered platform shoes that made her every step wobbly and shaky, like she was in danger of tripping and falling over if she increased her speed beyond 1mph.

Needless to say, she turned everyone's head and it was more amusing watching everyone else's facial expressions. Her whole shebang was just so deliciously right-on tacky and a fitting antidote for this grey, overcasted sky and morose afternoon that I had to chuckle.

This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Warning - you may explode from the cuteness!!!!!!!!!!)

I'm sure I would have if it would have worked.





Booger hiking his pants up and being silly. I think my child is scared for life. LOL.

Mrs. WI's text message "You may have to eat me tonight". :D






Wish she sent it to me instead of screwing up the "send to" though. :roflmao:

Scousers
 

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough,
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough
to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his
wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix
the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home,
get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his
ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world,
but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going
to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can
up to his ear and began to count: "1,2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused,
placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his
other hand...

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Sunderland,
Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales

This turnabout :rofl:

pf, that was very funny. Thanks for posting that.

Justin Timberlake on SNL performing "Dick in a Box" (Something special for your girlfriend this Christmas):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

This made me cry laughing^^^ when I saw it Saturday night.

Sodak's "The Year in Blonde Jokes" on the jokes thread.

An angry manatee

Yep, that ^^^^^ did it for me as well. :rofl:

Than manatee is a crack up *LOL*

My son being silly.

The Daily Show Best of 2006 on comedycentral.com's Motherlode.....hilarious!!!!You gotta check out the "check ins" section where Jon asks Colbert whats coming up on his show...funny shit!!!!

A statement that was made from someone who has the best of everything. :)

I was sitting here perusing Pixie's and heard a 'water hitting water' sound from the bathroom across the hall...turned around and my 3 yr old son was standing and peeing in the potty(big deal for him)...well, i told him to flush it and he did..well, then the toilet over-flowed. he panicked! he came running in here to me wailing "mommy fix it!!" "call daddy, make him fix it!!"...I couldn't help but laugh at how comical it was(and even now, have the giggles over it)...but he was SO distraught!

Chuckling over ShadowDancer's story as I type.



Got a laugh listening to my best friend's dad describe the fiasco he and his wife had on Christmas Day trying to get into a movie they wanted to see. It was sold out at three different theaters and they ended up seeing one that "sucked shit" according to him. "But the old lady gave me a little feel up during one of the boring scenes." :D

*snicker* ^^^

After Vinci begged allll morning to go outside (in -5 degrees C!!!!!!!!) I finally opened the door for him... He ran quickly out, then suddenly stopped and turned around and looked at me like, WTF?!?!? Who forgot to put on the heat?!?!? He didn't stay out very long :roflmao:

No wonder!:cool: You forgot to put an outside thermometer at eye-level for him. :D

PF getting hit for mentioning apple chips. :roflmao:

even that one worked for me :bump:

my daughter's stand-up routine.

i just flew in from querky (albuquerque) and boy am i tired. :roflmao:

ROFLMAO I wish I could hear the delivery!



What also made me laugh are the people who celebrate Saddam's death as IF if HELPS shit in Iraq.

Let's gather MORE troops. That'll fix 'em




Er, anyone see Osama lately?

Yeah, that was my first thought...until I thought of the families of the people that had loved ones killed by this butcher.

I, for one, hopes he rots in hell.

NOW, AS FOR THE TOPIC OF THIS THREAD...

My son putting on a silly outfit in his attempt to dress as a clown.

Someone's calendar...too funny.

This will sound weird, but I was at a frugal website and they had the smilie faces. Quite a few of them made me chuckle.

Mr osuche getting soap in all his nooks and crannies before he realized that the water heater wasn't working and he was due a COLD shower.

Hey, now that's not very nice osuche! Did you at least volunteer to warm him up a bit and get to some of those spots, I hope? ;)

This woman I work with who smokes, sticking the rocket into her mouth the wrong way and almost lighting the filter.

HAHAHA thats funny

I laughed at my daughter being knocked over by a big bouncy ball today. I know, I know, thats bad, but it's funny...

Mental Pics from a convo I had. Hehehehehe :D

A scorpin came into chat!!!! lol

Seeing a guy driving around in a convertible with the top down on my way home from Iowa City this afternoon. The temp was about 8F at the time. That guy's balls had to have been jumping up into his throat. :yikes:

Qed
 

Actually it was the stage play I saw last night that comes back to mind and makes me laugh. :)

QED is an abbreviation for a number of things, like 'quod erat demonstrandum', a Latin phrase used at the end of a definitive proof. Or 'quantum electrodynamics', a field of physics, and it also happens to the title of a book by Richard Feynman who did ground breaking work in the field and now it is the title of the play about him. :) The brilliance of his work goes without saying, but the talent of the man truly came from the fact that he never became so full of himself, nor did he allow the elitist atmosphere he worked in to do it to him. He enjoyed his life and lusts to the utmost and went to where his exceptional mind took him, but above all else, he was a 'teacher'. Rather than 'reading from on high to the lesser', he broke some rather heady concepts down to comprehendible explanations in lectures that are viewed all over the world today by people in the field. He was a vibrant man that wanted to share EVERYTHING with everybody and truly enjoyed doing it. He liked having fun! :D

That's what made me laugh today. :rofl:




(btw- I understand he couldn't spell for shit either.) :roflmao:

PF's offering for Madame Lilith to read his palm. I think we've got an early leader for Post of the Year with that one. :rofl:

That one was an absolute instant classic PF! :thumb:

Don't encourage him!!!!

Madame Lilith :x:














:roflmao:

Two men acting like boys, hovering around my kitchen, and eating cookies and milk