Seeing the 3-D movie at the aquarium today and laughing my ass off with my girl friend!

Go check out my ~wow~ post over in the sex talk board and you will see why I am laughing so hard that I am nearly peeing myself!! Bwahahahaha!

that did^^^

Yep^^^..me too.......... ~wow~

Now I can't get that freakin song outta my head! Thanks Lizzzzzzzzzzzzz!

REading this old post by PF in the "Glory Hole" thread. I can't stop laughing picturing it.

an elderly squirrel taking pieces of an empty dog food bag from the recycling

I wonder if he's the flying squirrel?

I found an old tape of Beavis and Butthead--it still makes me laugh

I've become good friends with a co-worker . . . her last shift was tonight. She sent out an email to our dept. from her hotmail address asking everyone to keep in touch. I replied to her saying, "I'll keep in touch if you find me a hot boyfriend. Do it!!!!!"

A minute later I realized I somehow did the 'reply all' gaffe. :roflmao:

I was impressed that one of my supervisors immediately sent out an email making fun of me to dilute the humiliation. :)

Tomorrow should be fun at work.

A list of qualifiers I saw today :roflmao:

They only need one more.
"You own a 'Frog Shit' shooter. :D

being a fast and impressive typer

Kiddo tells us that she knows when her half birthday will be and Booger says that he can't give her half spankings and kiddo replies yes you can on one cheek.

a personalized Ontario license plate we saw as we left Niagara Falls today that siad YEAH EH

LOLOL

& DB's joke at breakfast yesterday about how Canada used to be called CND until we changed it -- C EH N EH D EH

Yeah Eh! :nana:

thinking about PF appearing as Red Green & also thinking about shepherding Pixies from one place to another (they blocked the kitchen for a short time at Saturday's dinner :D )

Abner and his new toy....a mouse in a little cage thing.........he got his head in it and was wearing it like a mask

Calling Charles to ask if he needed some of his fave pizza & not only did he buy some earlier today, he left a book there he wants me to read. We're both enjoying the rainy Saturday. I get to pick up the book plus a spinach/feta pizza.

my 2 year old doing a very good impressionof her older sis, so funny... so worrying!

Taking a walk with Mr Osuche and him laughing at me when I pooped out...then laughing at me even harder when I got intractable. :p

Abner's new catchers mask. :D

Mayhem telling me---> "You're the right kind of loopy!"

It was strangely sweet at the same time as it was funny.

My daughter asked me as I was putting on my coat--"Where are you going, Mommy?"

"crazy," I replied

Said she, "I wanna go with you!"

LOL :D LOL :D LOL

Believe it or not...he wouldn't stop giving me orgasms and I was suddenly overcome with laughter. It was great!!

Us ganging up on our boss...all 4 of us at once! :D

Needless to say...he was annoyed.

Me almost shooting my boss's husband. He was sitting in the office and I was loading this gun that has plastic stick things for putting tags back on clothes and stuff and I went to test it and it shot one right past him. He gave me a strange look. I was laughing so hard my boss looked over and asked me what I was doing and I just replied shooting your husband.

Almost reducing our maintenance staff by one...



after screaming "BOO" at him when he walked into the room. :D

A PM suggesting a nick name change to Lizzard-Brits! LOL!!!!

WildIrish, I presume? :D

the responses to my bra thread! some of the things are hilarious!

lmao at Lizzard-Brits!

I wish I was quick enough to come up with that one! :D


As for me...I made me crack up today. But don't worry, I was laughing with me...not at me. :p

One of the sales people who works for me...

"You invite someone to your website, and then they view your tool..."

"...eventually you make a sale."


:rofl:

^^^ :rofl:

Lixy's "Proof your parents had sex day"

Steph's pitbull in a pink turtleneck.

^^^^ that. :D

this story


Talk about a rough day. lmao

LMAO :D Brings Moe, Larry & Curly to mind...

Running out of tampons and having an emergency on the airplane.....trying to wrap the "free" maxipad around my little white thong and hoping for the best.

Thongs do *not* work for maxi-pad wearers! :yikes:

This place is nothing if not educational. :rofl:

Gotta admit, that story got a laugh out of me though. :D