Then I'd suggest you try a window.


What if we stayed and made naked wall murals?

Then we could have a showing and drink champagne.


What if some people wanted to buy our walls?

Then that would help finance a bigger wall for the next picture. (I like naked wall murals. :))

What if we became professional naked wall mural painters?

Then, there'd be a long pause before someone "BUMPED" this tread.

What if we got the thread going again with a big Pixie orgy?

I'd rush right over to join in the fun.

What if I bring along some toys?

Then I'd want to start playing.

What if I wanted to do all the playing naked?

I'd be more than happy.

What if the neighbours are watching?

From the foot of the bed?

What if they want to play too?

Then they should either get naked or find their own bed. :D

What if they decided to all get naked and it became a MMMFMMM party?

If it's my neighbours, I'd run.


What if I left you behind?

Then I'd stare at your ass as you left.

What if you took off all your clothes, and ran down the main street of your town at noon, screaming, "I'm invisible!" ?

I'd probably get a sunburnt butt.

What if you crashed your car watching some kook running about nudie?

I'd have a difficult time explaining it to Dearsweet.



What if you did had nothing to do for 2 weeks?

then id find a someone to spend two weeks with?

what if that person was incredibly kinky?

Then i'd enjoy the heck out of them.

What if i was kinkier than they were?