I'm certainly not going to rub my clit until I cum before bed tonight.

I love the smell of hospitals almost as much as I love hospital food.

I never suffer from insomnia.

WAY TO GO CITY PLANNERS!!! You get a gold star for changing a major bus route so it goes down my tiny little residential street. There's nothing quite so cheerful as a bunch of busses pissed as hell at 7am on a Sunday morning that they can't FIT with all the local cars parked there. There they sit, outside my window, trying to figure out how to find reverse and reving their engines. And I didn't have to go anywhere to see the show, it came right to me!

And as an added bonus, I get to flash my goodies at the folks riding in the big, tall, tourist ones as I get out of bed. I can't tell you how cool it is to start your day like that! You've gotta try it.

[ok, I think I've figured out how to phrase this properly]

Oh hell, the show's over. Now the tourists are getting off the bus and dragging all their shit the last block to that other bus that just pulled up on the main street. What's the fun in that? Ah well, at least I get to keep the big, diesel fume spouting monster in front of my windows.

I don't enjoy Classical Music.

stroking him til he came all over my stomach last night was incredibly boring...i don't think i'll ever do that again--it just wasn't worth all that effort.

Of course I didn't allow my daughter to have leftover tacos for breakfast this morning. :D

i never allow my kids to eat in front of the tv

Me too. :D

I have no interest whatsoever in exploring BDSM, in fact I find the idea of being submissive to anyone a complet turnoff.

^^^^ditto!

I swear, I did not giggle once during "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," nor did I secretly drool over Johnny Depp at all.

i don't like ice cream, and i'm certainly not craving some.

I've decided to give up housework. I was meant to have a maid not be one!