Raise your hands high so I can take your wallet and don't shoot you.

It was a dark and stormy night.....

It was a dark and stormy night,perfect for a round of golf............................... It was the best of times,it was the worst of

I was thinking of sex....

It was a dark and stormy night, when.....

It was a dark and stormy night , when ... SuzyQ made me holler her name, again and again.

Sex is always good, but when ...

Sex is always good, but when ... it's unexpected, it's fabulous!

Walking is ...

Walking is good, especially if you meet someone you want to have sex with...

There are two people.....

There are two people.....who had some awesome sex.

So after that awesome sex....

So after that awesome sex... we talked to each other about how delicious it was.

I noticed the top button of her blouse was undone...

I noticed the top button of her blouse was undone...and she noticed my eyes glued to her cleavage.


Just before cumming ...

Just before cumming ...I tensed up as my balls tightened.

After that happened......

After that happened......the clean-up process began.

Seeing her sleeping there ...

Seeing her sleeping there ...is one of the most beautiful sights I have ever seen.

hell hath no fury

hell hath no fury.... like a women unsatisfied.

After shaving my balls, she...

After shaving my balls, she...proceeded to shave herself.

after we were both clean shaven

After we were both clean shaven... it was time for a nap.

Looking for a change of pace ...

Looking for a change of pace we started with a long hot sensual bath

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... was a small little boy tooling around the countryside turning sand people into mudpies. :)

Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a ...

Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a stock option for an unsecured note!



Her Majesty’s Government has no permanent enemies...

Her Majesty’s Government has no permanent enemies...but a lot of bandwagon ones.....

it was hardly spoken of during the family's.....

It was hardly spoken of during the family's.....reunion, but afterwards everybody gossiped about it.

There's a naked lady in my bed ...

There's a naked lady in my bed ...so if you'll excuse me.....

Phew - that was tiring but

Phew - that was tiring but ... very rewarding.

The best part of leapfrog is ....

The best part of leapfrog is ... falling in the middle of the person you are leaping over.

Suddenly I have had a brain fart ...

Suddenly I have had a brain fart ... with only one idea resulting and it stunk.

Some people read, "The Joy of Sex," but I ...

Some people read, "The Joy of Sex," but I ...live it.

Masturbation should be only in cases of........

Masturbation should be only in cases of........dire need................like right NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!


Sliding a hand over the curve of her ass ...

Sliding a hand over the curve of her ass ... will get you slapped everytime.

In the beginning, I started ...

In the beginning, I started ...by nibbling her ear.

I then moved down

I then moved down...to her neck.


Next, I tried...

Next, I tried ... her wonderful breasts.

Following that, ...

Following that, ...I asked what she wanted....

When she replied I knew that

When she replied I knew that ... was in for the time of my life.

With nothing else to wait on ...

With nothing else to wait on ...I dove right in

The sound that escaped her

The sound that escaped her ... was one of sheer joy.

I love it when ...

I love it when she lets me tease her first.

She loves it when

She loves it when we cumm together.


The quickest way to ...

The quickest way to a mans heart is through his pants :D LOL

She had him by the balls when....

She had him by the balls when....they made love next to the ball return in the bowling alley.


Pass me the ...

Pass me the ...condoms - I'm ready to go again.....

I can't believe that

I cant' believe that ... the sun is still out. :D

Hopefully ...