dont remember his name...nutso or something but its from Stripes

"We're all gonna have so much fun we'll have to have plastic surgery to remove the smiles from our faces."

Psych Francis Sawyer was the guy... :D

Clark Griswald, Vacation

"220, 221... Whatever it takes."

good one, Michael Keaton - Mr. Mom

"My mommy said there are no monsters, no real monsters, but there are"

aliens

child actress


green card we dont need no stinking green card

cheech maren - Born in East LA

"Never trust the Living"

micheal Keaton

Beetlejuice

do you like sex and travel

"Do you like sex and travel?"

Nayman~ The Mexican

"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"

Aeros - great quote as always

Bullet tooth - Snatch

"Im gonna get that gun of mine and change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot."

Dolly Parton~Nine to Five


"King Kong ain't got nothin on me!"

Actually i think "nothing" needs to be replaced with "sh*t"

Its Denzel Washington - Training Day

"When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something just aint right.

Actually, the version of that clip used in TV spots around here had "shit" edited out and "nothing" replacing it.

i stand corrected, thanks aeros

I know that's from Grease..but can't remember who said it. (Can't stand that movie truthfully.)


"I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else."

I think youve thrown a ringer in here, I think its from an old one, Ill think about it...it sounds familiar.

Yep, very old as movies go. Filmed in 1963 in Paris. One of my all time favorite movies.