Expensive porn and the generic alternative. :grin:

the name of my deo. "sweet surrender"

come...smell my pit and surrender to me
:rofl:

The Scouts. Those clamheads couldn't organize a drunk in a Distillery.

Talking about who makes more noise at night, him or her :hair:

a neighbor, bending over and his pants ripping

My wife's kitten and his antics...

a friend and I discussing and wondering why there is brail on drive up ATMs?????

going in to buy a vacuum and coming out with a vacuum and more knowledge than i care to have about a certain salesman and the russian space program.

:spin::spin::spin:

^^^^ wyndhy

The cat sitting on the Booger's computer desk and watching it snow out the window for 20 minutes.

PF on a mission

The bagger at the grocery store walking me to the truck and saying "I bet you get picked on a lot"...I was thinking "do I fall for this" and I said "why is that?" He said, "such a little lady driving such a big truck". I just giggled...wanted to hug him, do a back flip and anything else....can't remember being called a little lady and it sureeee felt good to hear it!

^^^^^ that

My youngest told me his gecko kept coming out of his pants....heres me trying to figure where the hell he got a gecko from...when he bent over and showed me he had a hole in the crutch of his pants and his wang kept poking out....OMG...i laughed my ass off eh

Apparently thats what he calls it LMAO

At first I was thinking a lizard molting ... OMG ... LMAO! :D

Did you fix it, or just tell him some day it'd make him the center of attention? :D

OMG that is hillarious Alasse