Then the fun would begin. (I need the drooling smilie! :D)

What if a park ranger came along?

That depends--is he cute? Then maybe we'd invite him to join us.

What if he said yes?

Then I would get to wear his hat while riding his.........:D


What if there was an emergency all of a sudden?

then you should break the glass and extract the emergancy condom!

But what if there were 2 emergancies?

Then you have to open the box of condoms.

What if they all sprang leaks?

Then you better hope the rabbit don't die!! :eek:


What if you suddenly got a leg cramp?

Then I'd probably say, "OW!" :D

What if you and your so/spouse had a park all to yourself?

We'd do our picnic table experience all over again because it was the best sex EVER.

What if you had never tasted chocolate? :]

Then I'd want to go to the store to get some.

What if you found you loved chocolate?

Then I would eat it until I was sick! *Never happen by the way ;) *



What if someone wanted to lick the chocolate off your body?

Depending on where I am, it could be fun. I have used Nutella as a body spread before and that was fun.

What if you partner decided to get creative and wanted to try body paint?

Then I would have to let her

What if you realized the paint used didn't wash off ^^

Then I'd have to suggest more body friction to help it wear off.

What if some of the paint spilled on the bed?

Then the room would have to be redecorated or new sheets bought.


What if a huge paint fight started?

Then would be the time to leave.

What if the door was blocked?