I wish I was able ... to do something really special for my wife.

I keep hoping ...

I keep hoping ... I'm imagining that my purse got stolen

I would like...

I would like - to kick the crap of the person that stole osuche's purse

Whatever became of

Whatever became of...respect for personal property?

When I am feeling lonely...

When I am feeling lonely ... I curl up with a good novel and five or six pillows in bed.

Tomorro I will...

Tomorrow I will be a day older. :)

Approaching climax ...

Approaching climax ... is the most delicious state of arousal

Thinking about sex ...

certainly gets the body thinking. :)

Having fun is ...

Having fun is ...something I am doing right now

Needing sex is like....

Needing sex is like....being hungry, but more compelling. :D

Singing in the rain ...

is like singing in a shower fully dressed with out soap

waking up in a strangers bed is like

waking up in a strangers bed is like looking over and wondering who you're in bed with.....

being anal retentive is like

being anal retentive is like...being Rainman and Monk in one body

I enjoy fishing as much as...

I enjoy fishing about as much as sleeping on my head

I wonder as I wander..........

I wonder as I wander... if my wanderings cause wonder.

I'll have a piece ...