When it comes to threesomes ... hopefully there's some cum from all three.

One definition of sexual creativity would be ...

One definition of sexual creativity would be ... performing insertion while suspended upside down from the ceiling. :shrug:

For breakfast, I always like ...

For breakfast, I always like ... to have had sex 30 minutes earlier (well, I can LIKE it even if I don't always GET it).

I go to chick flicks because ...

I go to chick flicks because ... of the rooster in me. :)

If there's one thing I love, it's ...

If there's one thing I love, it's knowing that chocolate will always be a part of this world.


Having family visits makes me want to.....

Having family visits makes me want to ... jump up and down and throw confetti all over the house. Right :rolleyes2 .

Going to the doctor ...

Going to the doctor ... means taking a book along to avoid the boredom of the waiting room.

Where I grew up, ...

Where I grew up ... fast food was a measure of how quickly you ate and not where you bought the food.

The best part of sex is ...

The best part of sex is ... the anticipation.


The only problem with masturbation is ...

... your hand doesn't moan with pleasure and it can get tired. :(

Happiness is finding ...

Happiness is finding ... time for a nap.


I often wonder ...

... if I should have become a millionaire instead of just being me. :shrug: :D

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar ...

all for Pixies, stand up and holler! :cheerlead


Barney is a dinosaur ....

Barney is a dinosaur, his mother was an F-ing whore.

The best part of anal sex...

is trusting your partner enough to relax and let go.



The one thing I hate to do is ...