The men .... quickly obliged.

As they got close ...

As they got close ... their iron-hard, ready-to-spurt erections throbbed uncontrollably with the pangs of blissful release.

As soon their cocks touched the womens' pussies, they ...

As soon their cocks touched the womens' pussies, they ... inched ever so slowly forward.

This created a tantazingly ...

This created a tantazingly ... image in their minds.

The feeling was electric when ...

The feeling was electric when, ...with out warning, they're minds went blank!



Not understanding why they where fucking, the blank........

Not understanding why they where fucking, the blank ... teleprompter screen was no help.

"You use a teleprompter ...

"You use a teleprompter ...to rememerber your lines" she exclaimed!

Just then the director...........

Just then the director ... threw down his megaphone and yelled, "CUT!"

Startled by this ...

Startled by this...the man immediately lost his erection.


Without missing a beat, the woman...

Without missing a beat, the woman ... said to the director, "This isn't one of those Bobbit films ... is it?" :yikes:

The director, turning red in the face said, ...

The director, turning red in the face, said..."Could a cockless man do porn?!"


As he stormed off the set, he shouted...

As he stormed off the set, he shouted ... "Where's Peter North when you need him?"

Hearing this question, the stagehand replied ...

Hearing this question, the stagehand replied..."Doing commercials for Orville Reddenbacher, they're paying him in...

"Doing commercials for Orville Reddenbacher, they're paying him in ... condoms."

That's an unusual ...

That's an unusual...form of payment.

I wish I ...