my little girl........

In class tonight we were discussing some things we'll have to do to eachother next week--I say to the cute gay guy "I want you to do me." (not THAT WAY) He says "I can't do you.....I'm gay". I thought I would die!

Accusing Mrs. WI of volunteering to work tonight so I have to clean alone.

a joke made above the Lost Boys' head

My brother.

correctly predicting that the wet-92-lb two-coated fur-dropping, undercoated-impossible-to-dry old man I live with would attempt to get on the bed


He then went into the hallway & SHOOK as if to say, "Yeah, you used two towels on me tonight & I wanted to get on the bed. That didn't work so I'm going to SHAKE in the hallway. I'm still wet. What are you going to do about it?"

^^^^ That. :D

omg nothing has.........how sad

then let me tickle you!!

a girl at work talking about 2 orgasms she had last night... a few rapid questions and i ascertained they were drinks. doh!

^^hehe

Coaster's HOA comment.

My son trying to get in my good graces after being punished last night.

Mr. IWM seeing my "cleavage" pic and saying "your lips are puffy!"

sprouts, by god. itty bitty tiny green sprouts all (almost) over the lawndirt

^^she did

YOU ROCK

:D i told you already....

YOU ROCK!!!

that just did!

Mr Osuche coveting *my* bike, but admitting he hates drop bars. :p

The little old lady at High's asking me if my crippled ass needed help carrying my groceries to the car.

Having to put the cat out on the porch so I could trim and file my nails.

OldFart :D




... as usual. :)

Someone who doesn't usually wear panties. :D

No. 2 son...he just cracks me up.

Camo pants, black shoes, dark green shirt, and his "Spongebob" socks...the ones with eyeballs on the front that peek over the tongue of the shoes. :D

Get's his fashion sense from Dad. ha ha

Lilith's Devious thread

Nothing. It was just one of those days.

Watching girly girl play in her pool

Two queens revisiting their old Queen St. haunts.

Charles concluding one story: And that's how I became a gun moll over a game of shuffleboard.

Watching a home movie of a cute little girl bouncing in her chair :loveshowe

me too.

GO!!!




*pause*

*blink blink*

BOUNCE

So freakin' cute!

We're going to call her "boomer"



..... fires at will. :)

The above posts...........I'm crackin' up!!!!!

alspals

^^^ i'm still grinning ya know

Well I wanna see this movie?!?!?!?!?!?!

" Oh, Wow"

The Shack did!

Lilith sneakin into the Shack

My boss...falling off a swivel chair trying to swat a fly :roflmao:

the phrase, it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.