Once upon a time I ... found myself in the Land of Good and Plenty I got sex whenever and however I wanted all the time.

:devil:

Practicing incessantly, he ...

Practicing incessantly, he ... trained himself to "will an erection" which was a real asset for a male exotic dancer.

Humming to himself ...

Humming to himself ... was fortunate for everyone else since he couldn't carry a tune.


I hope I'm not late for ...

I hope I'm not late for ... anything since my watch stopped.

I'm ready for anything ...

I'm ready for anything... too bad my body isn't (sigh)


I broke my shoelace...

I broke my shoelace...restraining that heel.

I just love to ...

I just love to.... run my tongue down the middle of her back & bottom.

I love it when...

I love it when Flute Lady plays my flute


How many times have you....

How many times have you run your tongue down the middle of her back and bottom this month?


The last time I had phone sex...

The last time I had phone sex I shot 2 feet


The last time I wanted phone sex...

The last time I wanted phone sex ... we were in the same room and there was only one phone. :)

Going to work ...

Going to work gets me away from my pixie addiction.

DB lost his.....

DB lost his ... pants, and I'm not complaining one bit.

He woke up with a smile on his face ...

He woke up with a smile on his face ... thinking about all the Pixie ladies.

Taking off clothes ...

Taking off clothes ...makes it that much easier to have sex

big bathtubs are good because

big bathtubs are good because...you can immerse your whole body in them.

Right now, I'd rather be...

Right now I'd rather be .........well do you really have to ask!!

As she move her tongue .....

As she moved her tongue ..... the gaps and abscesses in her teeth became quite obvious. (sorry :( ) (I even turned myself off with that one...I'm sick, I'm sick, I need to see a therapist.)



The smell of bacon reminds me of ...

The smell of bacon reminds me of ... breakfast.

A sip of wine ...

A sip of wine is all she needed to get her motor running!

When I tasted the wine on her lips.........

When I tasted the wine on her lips...I asked where she kept the bottle. :)

There's still time ...

There's still time ...to spend a romantic weekend together.

Can you believe

Can you believe ... you've spent all this time in Pixies Games?



Shifting uneasily, she ...

Shifting uneasily, she ... nevertheless kept the rhythm going.

Bobbing up and down ...

Bobbing up and down ...she enjoyed herself immensley.

so when he climaxed

So when he climaxed ... she felt the moist remains of his satisfaction.

Hurrying home ...

Hurrying home ...I didn't want to be late for supper

It's Easter Sunday so.....

It's Easter Sunday so.....we had a full day visiting our daughter and her family!

It's almost 8:30PM so ...

It's almost 8:30PM so ... I'm thinking about what will be happening when I go to bed tonight. :D


Laying outside naked ...

Laying outside naked ... sounds like fun, but you need a good place to do it.

Sixty nine is more than just a number, it's ....

Sixtynine is more than a number, its a serious position..


I'm horny as hell and I don't how to...

I'm horny as hell and I don't how to...work around plaster cast.

Ice cream and chocolate syrup ...

Ice cream and chocolate syrup was poured all ova her body and i watched as my boyfriend can lick it off of her.


Did u see she wasn't wearing any

Did u see she wasn't wearing any ... leather, only that sheer stuff?

Oral sex ....

Oral sex ... just kind of rolls right off your tongue.


It's spring and ...

It's spring and ... that's when all the animals think of love. :lust:

To be content ...

To be content ...is a daily goal I try to achieve.

so i was burning this CD and.....

So i was burning this CD and ... and my computer caught fire.


Figuring he knew all there was about women, he ...

Figuring he knew all there was about women, he ... quickly learned that's impossible. :)

Trying on the roller skates ...

Trying on the roller skates ... caused their efforts to consummate a sexual union to be a bit more challenging.


Raise you hands high ...