BSOD is typing with his nose.

Actually, I'm not using my hands to type!

I type using only my mental brilliance

I've been blinded by Tess's brilliance.

That didn't create a 'visual.'

I never have visuals.

I have a boner right now heehee

Still no visual!

I believe that.

I'm not thinking about that any longer!

I believe that too.

My neck doesn't hurt.

I am so wide awake

I'm pleased with how well the Browser Hijack Blaster program worked.

I'm really tired of being retired.

I just love getting up early to work on a Saturday!

I had an offer to be a mattress tester at $30/hr ... but I told them I wanted something really grimey and stressful for minimum wage.

I think I should just watch kids for free. It's so much fun and all.

I wouldn't want to be a one of those kids ^^^^^ ... :lust:

If I had to watch DB I would put myself in time out.

LOL ... oops ... NOT ... :)

I'll ask the consierge if that could be a time-out for two! :)

I would rather go to the dentist then have a romantic getaway.

When I go to buy bread, I look for the "moldy oldies."

I hate chocolate

I love celibacy

I sure wish gas prices would go up.

I agree........... Electricity prices as well!!!

I have been so busy today and my house is sparkling.

I dont like TT's new Avatar

I hate looking for sexy avs.

I have a large collection of AV's to choose from.

I'll fly to all the Pixie's women to take sexy photos of each one at my own expense.

I'm letting BSOD come to my house first.

I'm using my Frequent Flier miles to get there.

I'm going to answer the door in just my high heels.

I won't be knocking on the door with my hand.

I think I will invite the neighbors over to watch.

I'll ask the neighbors to join in.

Always been my dream to be in an orgy.

I'm the president of the neighborhood orgy club.