"Now are ya gonna buy sumthin, or are ya just gonna stand there, cuz there's a standin' fee." -Mr. Krabs

"Yeah, whatever. Listen, I'm gonna go inside and stare at yer daughter." -Bravo

"Hey, why are you all still alive? ...Oh, that's right. It's only Tuesday." -Zorak

Brak: "How do you think Thundercles'll take it?"

Mr. Tickles: "He'll probably rip your arms off."

Brak: "But I love my arms! That's where my hands live."

"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -Skip

"Oh, no! Mr. Tickles has been done in by overwhelming delici-osity!" -Brak

Patrick: "Yeah, who needs dumb ol' Texas?"

Sandy: "What did you just say?"

Patrick: "Should I start running now?"

"You can't do this to me! I went to college!!" -Plankton

"Excuse me, sir, you're sitting on my body... which is also my face." -Spongebob

"Surrender that ice-cream cone, or every waking moment for you will be a swirling torrent of pain and misery!" -Plankton

Plankton: "You hafta be assertive if you wanna get the things you want. You're too soft."

Spongebob: "But I'm a spon--"

Plankton: "Don't say it!"

"You used me... for land-development." -Spongebob

"The accursed grill has burned my finger. Feel thine own wrath, stove!" -Neptune

Barnacle Boy: "It's The Dirty Bubble!"

Mermaid Man: "In all his dirty roundness!"

I can't let my favorite thread windle away to the bottom.....Must keep it going ;)

"I am the terror that flaps in the night..." Darkwing Duck :p