Help, I need help on remembering to do what the thread asks. :rolleyes:

(Rats on the addressing. :()

to paint my toe nails

... to find my socks.

Help!!! I need somebody...
 

... with a wet pussy to go with my over-excited cock

Can you pencil me in GusAspar?

I need someone to do my laundry because I always manage to shrink something . :mad:

. . . someone to make my lunch!

Help I need somebody to come finish my ironing.

Help I need somebody to pack my bags (because I'm too lazy to do it)

I need somebody to come cook dinner for me.

I need someone to go to work for me in 15 minutes.

To calm my nerves

... to scratch my back.

To do my laundry

To shoot me and put me out of my misery.