Someone saying they might "Hunt down a fling"

*straps target on*

Hearing two adult men on the streetcar.

What's 4 times 4?

18.

No, 14.

I actually said, "No, it's 16" & the first guy actually did the "talk to the hand" gesture to me. :D

Listening to one of the girls on my floor in the dorm building talk primarily to herself about the fundamentals of washing a pillowcase before putting it on her pillow. lol. She literally spent about 5-7 minutes debating whether or not this wasa good idea.

fucktabulous!

Now that's pretty funny

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Abner bird watching!!!

How wrong I can be about a 1935 Mercedes.

Nothing yet...but the day's still young!

Isn't that what Dick Cheney's buddy did? :D

Hearing a little sound byte from Larry the Cable Guy about what his date said to him................. "OinnnnnnnnK!"

^^what a coincedence

A friend called me today---talked about Larry the cable guy saying he's never masterbated, he cleaned "it" once tho and it squirted stuff out....... hehe

Dear God. I was walking the dog after work & saw those guys waiting for the bus! I was about 20 feet away when Mr. "Talk to the Hand" pointed at me & said, "That's the girl with the big mouth."

"I have big ears, too, moron," I replied.

"I didn't say nuthin'."

Dear. God. :D

OH MY GOD.........tooooooooooooooo funny!

Glad to hear we don't have a monopoly on guys like that here in the states!!

Too funny Steph!

I loved it. I saw them first and thought, "They don't know how to multiply simple numbers. I wonder if they'll remember me?"

:D

I told you she was funny looking. ;)







ROFL :D

/me puts the pointy hat back on PF's head!!!

Coaster's reply about me taking a bath with Mr. IWM

Having the child glare at me while I was trying to get her sleepwalking little butt to the bathroom!!!

She did'nt wanna beleive me that the kitchen was not the bathroom.

My officemate's nervousness about her first date in 10 months

Sending an e-mail to the wrong person on my list. :o

Hehehehe ^^^^^

The cat chasing a bug.

We took baby to the park a bit ago....showed her the ducks....when all of a sudden two ducks started raping the other duck!!!! :eek:

duck rape lol omg lol

isn't that illegal?

:eek:

she's too young to know about the ducks & the bees.

That.....and about the ducks and the bees........

PF, my thoughts exactly!

"Dopey screwed a penguin"

Watching the cat trying to be cool when he slid on the kitchen floor and slammed into the wall

OMG...I can just picture that^^^^^.LOL

my 2 year old said "what you doing daddy?" as i got out my cell phone in a very large store.

"we seem to have lost mommy, so we need to call her" I explained.

At this point she screamed at the top of her voice (and trust me this is loud) "MOMMMMYYYY MOMMMMYYY"!

The elderly lady we were passing nearly had a coronary bles her. Who'd have thought she could jump that high at her age.

that

My son and his silly antics

The little boy(about 7 yrs old) playing a game at Chucky Cheese today while shaking his booty to the music playing.

asking mayhem what it felt like to grow a boner

LOL What was Mayhem's answer?!?!? Maybe a thread is in order? :D




An old man who clapped his hands & said "Good girl!" when I stooped & scooped at the park this morning.

PantyFanatic did.