Necessity being the mother of invention, would the most likely father be creativity or mechanical ability? :D

I was taken by suprise...

I was taken by suprise...when the aliens landed and invited me to lunch on their spaceship. :D :D

Oral sex is as natural as ...

Oral sex is as natural as ... breathing....... breathing deeply:slurp:

While driving on a long trip, I like to pass the time by.....

While driving on a long trip, I like to pass the time by.....seeing if I can masturbate without the other drivers noticing

I like to have sex in public because it's

I like to have sex in public because it's exciting.... the possibility of getting caught!

The most public place I've had sex is....

The most public place I've had sex is....on a local baseball field's first base line

the coolest thing I have ever done is

... marry my wife.

The best vacation I ever took was ...

The best vacation I ever took was ...in 1995 to europe for 5 weeks with my best friend

the coolest place i have ever been is

Near Peoria several years ago the wind chill factor reached -80 degrees. I know that isn't what you meant ... but it was COOL ... COLD actually. :D :D

Where's the neatest place you've ever lived?

I have only lived in 3 houses....and now is the one I like best

I am wondering why.....

I'm wondering why I did the post I did last time.

I call it temporary insanity ...

I call it temporary insanity ..... to live up here in the great white north. Somebody, please warm me up!;)

Tonite, at 10:05 I'll be getting........

Tonite, at 10:05 I'll be getting........some sleep.

I call it wildly ambitious to.....

I call it wildly ambitious to...reserve the Serta Perfect Sleeper mattress warehouse because you think you're going to be making lots of love this weekend. :)

Someday I will ...

Someday I will ...have just enough money to not have to worry about my bills every month

Today will be.....

Today will be.....a great day! Won't allow it to be anything else.

The unique thing I do when I give a message is.....

Oooppppsssss.... that should be massage!
The unique thing I do when I give a massage is.....

The unique thing I do when I give a massage is.....use my lips in a few key places.


I can't count the times I've ...

That I have enjoyed sex so much!



I would like you to do.........

I would like you to do ... to me what I've been dreaming of for ages.


Their nakedness was exposed ...

Their nakedness was exposed ...for all the world to see.




Mutual orgasm is

Mutual orgasm is ... elation multiplied to the nth degree.


Prior to having sex ...

Prior to having sex take plenty of time with foreplay.





Breasts are not on/off knobs..........

Breasts are not on/off knobs.......... and penises aren't the end of a tug-of-war rope. :D


Feeling his oats ...

Feeling his oats ... churning in his stomach, the horse tried to get more comfortable. (Not what you were expecting ... eh?)

I love to ...

I love to ... pull pompous peoples' chains.



Creating a good relationship ...

Creating a good relationship...requires effort from both parties


Too much sex can...

Too much sex can ... cause rabbits to take over a farm.

Once I had a green velvet...

Once I had a green velvet...condom, but for some reason it didn't work very well.


Hearing my partners moans caused me to ...

Hearing my partner's moans caused me to ... climax even sooner.

Watching a sexy move ...

Watching a sexy move ... makes me wanna see more.

Coming home from work, first thing i want to ...

Coming home from work, first thing i want to ... is usually use the rest room. :D :D

After the rest room I like to ...

after the rest room i like to take a shower.

After i take a shower i lotion my skin.. then i...

After i take a shower i lotion my skin.. then i... slip softly between the sheets awaiting the pleasuring sensations that are forthcoming.


The backseat of the car ...

The backseat of the car ...tends to be a lucky place for me

I lost my virginity in the

I lost my virginity in the ... front seat of the car just before the police arrived.


My favorite way to ....

My favorite way to .... spend a workday, is to have it off. :D

I like temperatures ...

I like temperatures ... rising along with expectations, desires, and needs.


Bringing out handcuffs, whips, and blindfolds ...

Bringing out handcuffs, whips, and blindfolds ... you knew Lilith was ready to start. :)

The new clothesline ...

The new clothesline...actually works better than the handcuffs.

Thunderstorms are good for ...