bless ya sweetie.... you'd hate me... i LOVE storms, lol


my cringe was being evacuated today due to a bomb threat

cleaning the %$&*#@ litter box...ewwww

On Saturday...It was the Ohio State game that made me cringe. Nothing like an inelegant win.

My back! OUCH!

Went to the ER today because I was having a really bad nosebleed and it hurt a bit when they tried to shove a big wad of cotton way up in my nose.

Does it stop bleeding if you don't try to shove big wads of cotton way up your noes? :confused:

IowaMan reminding me of the time I forgot my wife's birthday many, many years ago. :yikes:



(He didn't do it intentionally ... it was just one of the gaming 'questions.' :D )

noing that much later or by this time tomorrow I am going to be feeling pretty rough :cheers:

The sound of the dentists drill...

My radio :hair:

The phone call at work today informing me that my son broke the kitchen window with his head.


No need for alarm, he's fine, but the window isn't doing as well.

Finding a mouldy apple under the sofa.

Hearing a knock at the door from my 4 year old in the middle of the night whilst I was lying with a dildo in my ass, about to start playing with a second dildo. Thankfully, I'd locked the door. The cringing was both for the interruption and from the 'what if I'd not locked it' :yikes: :o

^^^ that made me cringe.

traffic and pedestrian mix around here makes me cringe daily

3 seconds that lasted 10 minutes in a near-miss

During a rush hour snow squall (of course:rolleyes2) I was stopped at a red light intersection of a main, divided thoroughfare and watching the three lanes of cross traffic to my left ease to complete stop as the light changed for me. I started to move forward, hoping my slow start would not cause me to spin on the slippery-as-sail-snot street when I see headlights in the inside lane on the intersection far side still moving passed the other two lines of stopped cars. I was less than through the first lane on my side and hit the break as no way that thing was going to be able to stop. That free-fall feeling of moving when you don't want to be flips you into a time warp when your watching the SUV with locked up wheels start twisting sideways but continuing to move straight ahead to the same meeting point directly in front of you. :yikes: Even though it was three to four times further away from the target spot than I was, you have time (at least it seems like it) to do the mental vector velocity/mass/distance calculations for both vehicles and realize that the physical law of no two particles of matter can simultaneously occupy the same point in space is true. You are still gliding slowly forward and can do nothing but test the pressure rating of your break lines and the density of the material your steering wheel is made of. :eek: For the rest of the ride your thoughts drift to what percentage of increase your insurance premiums is going to be and the fact you didn't wear heavy enough coat to be out on this wind tonight after the crash that's coming. Just as the SUV crosses your line of sight you realize you have stopped almost a foot short of that meeting point and that you wouldn't have been concerned if you had done the coefficient of friction calculations instead ............. then you breath as you hear all the superlatives echoing around inside your car.:o

Why don't these people that got their 4-wheel drive realize they ALREADY had 4-wheel breaks and need to slow-the-fuck down for bad road conditions. :hair:

That's what made me cringe today. :D



PS
My pulse rate almost returned to normal by the time I got home.