You might get sent to the principle's office

What if when you got there the principle wanted to be seduced too?

Then I'd get worried ... all my principal's were male. :yikes:

What if we decided on taking a quick study course so we could be Tess' teachers?

Then Tess would make sure she got some special one on one tutor time. ;)


What if she got all A's, but was still dumb as dirt?

Then I'd say, "Don't worry about it, we'll just have to keep "it" up ... er ... the tutoring, of course." :D

What if we filled a small wading pool with chocolate pudding and decided to hold nude wrestling sessions?

Then I better have some lunch first because I love chocolate and I'm really hungry. :D


What if DB was the judge of this contest?

Then you ladies would have a decided advantage. :drool:

What if I delegated the judging of the guys to, you, TT ... and I'd do the ladies ... then we'd both judge using the brail reading technique of checking each of the contestants?


(Of course, we might have to practice on each other first. :lust: )

Then we could steal that slogan that says, "let your fingers do the walking."


What if the judges got caught accepting bribes?

Then they must be punished with whips and canes!!!

But what if we struggled to find people to weild them?

Then we would have to take matters into our own hands.

What if we all became very excited at the thought of :spank: each other?

Then I suspect a lot of bare bottoms would come into view.

What if the gals all grabbed strap-ons?

Then the boys better grab their ankles and pray for mercy. ;)


What if in the middle of all this strap-on fun the fire alarm went off?

Then everyone would be running outside with hard "fire poles" waving!

What if it was chiily outside?

Then the guys might have to share bodily warmth with the gals. :lust:

What if people drove by and saw us?

Then we might have to smile a lot.

What if the ladies suddenly realized they were still wearing their strap-ons?

Then they might blush a little.

What if their blushing only made them look sexier?