Vanilla ice cream ... may not be unusual but is delicious, much like a familiar partner.


Placing his fingers on ....

Placing his fingers on .... her sensitive spots always yielded results.

Tricks are for kids ...

Tricks are for kids ... you silly rabbit!

For that Elvis Look.......

For that Elvis Look.......you really need a sequined jacket.

When shopping for fresh meat ...

When shopping for fresh meat ... you're unlikely to find it in the Yellow Pages, but you can let your fingers do the walking.


She was a posterchild for ....

She was a posterchild for ... the "future Pixies of the World" campaign.

Nothing is so wonderful as ...

Nothing is so wonderful as ...sex an a Saturday.

I have a craving for...

I have a craving for... a night of romantic sex.

The odds are ...

The odds are ... this isn't the night I'm gonna get it. :(


Forgetting to close the blinds ...

Forgetting to close the blinds ... can add an element of danger to the moment.

Hopping on one foot ...

Hopping on one foot ... would be one helluva tough way to engage in sex.


We rented an adult movie and ...

We rented an adult movie and ... were surprised to see our neighbors were the stars. (oops)

During the Super Bowl ...

During the Super Bowl ... Pats and Cats fans screams of "yes, yes, yes" probably won't be related to sex.


The fire in the fireplace led to ...

...sex on the rug.

The candles on the mantle...

Would make interesting 'toys'. :D




Her husband found her stash of 'toys'...............