Geno's Bar & Grille
 

A place to sit a spell and have a drink and try out some chat up lines.

Get Joe to pour you a cool one.

Hey Joe! Pour me a nightcap would you before I hit the road to slumberville. ;)

Hi ya Joe, I would like one Scotch, one Bourbon and one Beer. Thanks, now I got to back work.

:D

Hello Joe, whaddyaknow? Give me an orgasm...then pour me a scotch! :D

Give me a JD Joe and leave the bottle!

Strolls into the bar after a hard day of surfing the net and soap opera watching. Hi Joe! I'll have a champagne cocktail. Thank you :)

An outfit like that, Tess, will only get you in trouble with the locals. Better scootch reallllly close to me up at the bar. Just don't dip your :boobs: into my scotch! :D

*saunters into the bar and tips her hat to everyone* I'll have a crown on the rocks darlin. :)
*walks over to the jukebox* What do you guys wanna hear????

/me walks in and hears CGT offering to plug the jukebox.........

Oh can you play "I can't drive 55" please :D

Joe can ya pour me a cup of joe. I need a boost today. Thanks

*Scootches reallllly close to WI.* Why I do so love a big, strong protective man. I promise to keep my :boobs: out of your Scotch. Hope your face is ok though. ;)

Give me a Root Beer... and put it in a dirty glass... (Not really)

*Walks over to sit in a dark corner after getting said beverage, and puts on his best strong silent type look*

Wraps his arm around Tess and puts his hand on her exposed boob...to keep it warm of course. And sends a root beer over to the serious lookin dude in the corner.

Tequila......and leave the bottle! it's been a helluva week!

JOE - "All the glasses in here are dirty since the dishwasher broke. And it is so hard to get illegals to clean for 75c an hour these days. What's the world coming to?"

Harvey Wallbanger, Joe, if you please. Haven't had my juice today.

Joe give me a double Irish Whiskey and WI could you pass back my boobs....I mean my wife. ;)

*checks watch [5:30am]...peeks in window and sees lights on...checks swinging door...it's open...checks lipstick in pocket mirror, then walks in*

Hey Joe! How's it hanging? Don't you ever sleep? I'd better just have a sloe-comfortable-screw at this hour of the day. Maybe you'd better pour me some coffee first...to make sure I'm fully awake!

JOE - "I am the early morning Joe."

Gives Tess a kiss on the cheek and safely delivers her into the arms of her betrothed.


Now my hand's gonna get cold! :confused:

*glances around the room and set's his eye on the strong, silent looking guy in the corner* :wave:

Better pour me a coffee, Joe...I'm not sure I'm ready to go there...yet. :D

Disheveled, carrying a load of books, I traipse through the doorway. "Joe, coffee, please....I have tests to cram for, gonna be here all night" I mumble as I slide into the booth near a sunny window, but farthest from the door so I can pretend to concentrate.

Hey Joe, got any of those worms from the Tequila bottles? I'm going fishing for some real bottom feeders.

*Slowly savors his root beer while feeling he is being watched... notices a college student walk in looking all out of sorts carrying a load of books. Moves to a seat at the bar to get a closer look*

Mmmmmm, my nod and wave worked...he's moving up to the bar for a better look!

"Hey Joe, send my hairy friend a fresh drink. And tell him I've got snacks over here. Let him know the nuts are hot. ;) "

< ~~~ Wonders if it's too late to join the party?

I see the lovely red haired maiden stride confidently inside and I smile, waving, then pat the bench where I have all my books strewn, pushing them to make room for Osuche.

I slide into Lil's booth and thank her for saving me a seat. :D

I offer to buy her a drink....we have so much to chat about, and I want to make sure her throat doesn't go dry. ;)

*nudges the wookie beside him and whispers "Hey...I think they're talking about you." :D

*Dances around the pool table to sodaklostsoul's music*
Hey....Anyone feel like gettin their butt kicked in a game of pool? :D

Walks in, looks around at tonight's crowd, smiles and heads to the end of the bar. "Hey Joe, just give me my usual."

Set em up!

8-ball...9 ball is for sissies!


Nice rack, by the way. ;)

<---has played a game or two before. ;)

Speaking of nice racks...


Hey! The place is filled with them! :hot:

Be..ber mik dis un ... hic ... a dubble.

*peeks around the door and strides in beaten down but hopeful, tossing knapsack aside after a midterm*

Joe, a strawberry margarita please... and keep the blender handy, I'm off work til Tuesday!

Ronrico & Coke, & keep em comin'...I'm drinking to forget...

Takes my pitcher of beer to one of the tall tables by the pool table, sits down and winks at the lady holding the pool cue. ;)

Thank you sweetie but that line won't work on me tonite. you ready to get your balls racked mister???? :p I can play one mean game of pool.;)
*punches in q10 on the jukebox "Bad to the bone". ;) Let's get it onnnnnnn Darlin. Put your money where your mouth is!
*lays a $20 on the table ,shakes the rack a couple of times and spins the 8 ball. Powders my hand and strokes my stick, chalks up that cue, taps it on the table twice* Let's go Darlin! I'm reaaaaaady!!!!!!

*Intrigued by the pool game about to start...I place my quarters on the table, above the coin slot, to play the winner. Glancing at the sticks in the wall rack, I notice they've been used to imbalance. I put my case on the bar and turn to find the bar tender...*

Joe? Forget that sissy drink I ordered earlier. I'd like a Cap't Morgan and Coke instead. Put it in a pint glass and make the ingredients half and half...TYVM!

ROFLMFAO!

*Looks at the gal who just put her quarters on the table and grins.* :D