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This made me laugh... An oldie, but goodie. :)
Lovediva
10-22-2002, 06:08 PM
We have killed soooooooooooooooo many kittens here...I lost count. :D :D
LixyChick
10-22-2002, 09:24 PM
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
And I just thought I would go blind!
That's it! I'm done forever!
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Sorry kitty....I couldn't resist!
DildoDiva
10-22-2002, 09:35 PM
I guess that explains why I was never able to keep a cat....FOR SHAME PEOPLE!
To think, I've killed litter upon litter with Multiple Orgasms!!!
jennaflower
10-22-2002, 10:26 PM
Oh well... here kitty kitty :) LOL
Ando3
10-22-2002, 11:41 PM
And I thought it just made my palms hairy!!
dicksbro
10-23-2002, 05:46 AM
Sure wish He took it out on mosquitoes instead. :)
SOULMINER
10-23-2002, 07:59 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww....What a waste!!!!
I Love kittens!!!!
They taste just like chicken! :D
Thinker
10-24-2002, 06:44 PM
Hahaha, yeah this was posted on the forum of the univertisy I go to. Now we use it as a metaphor for masturbation. When we are in the chat room and somone has been quiet for a long time we say "Hmm I bet he/she is killing a kitten right now" :D
dannyk
10-24-2002, 10:44 PM
"Think of the kitten". Well, I normally think of the pussy, so what the heck! :D
legend
10-25-2002, 03:09 AM
well i'm doing my bit for feral cat control.......are you?
DildoDiva
10-25-2002, 04:50 AM
Thinker, my friends and I do that whenever we write in our opendiaries. We all refer to it as doing our bout of nightly kitten killing before bed.
dicksbro
10-25-2002, 04:57 AM
legend: "well i'm doing my bit for feral cat control.......are you?"
LMAO. Makes me think of the old one, "Save a tree, eat a beaver!"
(PS ... if you're wondering how that saves a tree, you've been at Pixies toooooooo long :D :D )
Murga
10-25-2002, 05:04 AM
Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean I am responsible for death of a whole sub-species???
LLLLLOL
Scarecrow
10-25-2002, 05:46 PM
Don't be cruel, pet a little pussy
Uncle Silky
10-25-2002, 10:25 PM
fuckin kittens... they had it comin. i've seen kittens do things that would cower the steeliest of men. *shudder*
A.K.'s Sex-Pot
10-26-2002, 08:32 AM
Can hardly type. . . too busy laughing!!!
I was thinking of buying a couple of kittens but I'm not sure I dare now, they wouldn't last five minutes . . . .
Irish
10-26-2002, 08:47 AM
That reminds me;of the old one;about the young man;whose father;told him;that masturbating would make him go blind.
He asked;his father;if he could just do it until he needed glasses!
Irish
Oldfart
10-26-2002, 08:56 AM
Kittens??
We have a feral cat problem here in excess of 10mill cats
and we can't even have fun popping a few kittens?
Justice, there ain't no justice!!!
Well they have nine lives so if i masturbate only once a week i haven't even killed one kitten per week so ill take the ratio of that.
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