View Full Version : Ever had.... sex on the beach?
dannyk
10-03-2002, 09:37 AM
You need
1 oz vodka
1 oz peach schnapps
3 oz cranberry juice
3 oz orange or pineapple juice
What were you thinking? :p :D
Lovediva
10-03-2002, 09:46 AM
Well after having sex on the beach...I usually have an Orgasm!!!
2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
2 oz Peppermint Schnapps
Served over crushed ice!
So there! :p :p :p :D :D :D
dannyk
10-03-2002, 09:49 AM
Really? :D
How about a Slow Comfortable Screw?
1 oz vodka
3/4 oz Southern Comfort
3/4 oz sloe gin
fresh orange juice
over ice cubes in a chilled glass! :p :p :D :D
Lovediva
10-03-2002, 09:52 AM
Well...a slow confortable screw is very nice...but sex in the shower is best!! :D :D :p
1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz Butterscotch schnapps
2 oz Orange juice :D :D
dannyk
10-03-2002, 10:03 AM
Got me there. Never had the pleasure of sex in the shower. NOt much of a shower person, I guess. Prefer to relax with a Bath Cure, instead. :D
1½ oz dark jamaica rum
1½ oz brandy
1½ oz vodka
2 oz light Puerto Rican rum
1 oz Puerto Rican rum
1 oz 151-proof rum
½ oz lime juice
1 oz orange juice
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz lemon juice
½ oz grenadine
1 tsp sugar syrup to taste
:D :p :D :p :D :p
Lovediva
10-03-2002, 10:05 AM
Bath Cure??? nah....not for me.....
Sex on Acid though is one hell of a time!!! :D :D :D
Ingredients:
1 oz Jagermeister
1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur
1/2 oz Raspberry liqueur, black
1/2 oz Pineapple juice
1/4 oz Cranberry juice
Serve as a shooter!!! :D
Damn I miss my bartending days!!! :( ;)
dannyk
10-03-2002, 10:10 AM
Wow! Visions of 'Coyote Ugly' flashing through my head! :D Thanks!
Not much of a drinker . Just like to get Between The Sheets
1½ oz cognac
1 oz light rum
¾ oz curacao or triple sec
½ oz lemon juice
Always wanted to be a bartender though. :p
Lovediva
10-03-2002, 10:13 AM
When you are "Between the sheets"....you have a "Screaming Multiple Climax!!!!!!":D :D :D
Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz white Creme de cacao
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Frangelico
1/2 oz Creme de banane
Fill w/ Cream
And you all know what kind of Cream I like!!! :D :D :D
dannyk
10-03-2002, 10:17 AM
Need a drink now! :D
Multiple climaxes tend to make me a Sleepy Head, though.
3 oz brandy
orange peel
mint leaves
fill with cold ginger ale
:p
Lovediva
10-03-2002, 10:19 AM
Well when you fall asleep....Make sure you have a WET DREAM!!!! :D :D :D
Wet Dream
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Ingredients:
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/4 oz Blue Curacao
1/4 oz Creme de banane
1/4 oz Sweet and sour
1 splash Pineapple juice
1/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
Shaken...not stirred...LOL :D :D
Lovediva
10-03-2002, 10:45 AM
I will leave you with one more!! Well ok 2!!! :D :p
If you have SEX AT MY HOUSE
Ingredients:
3/4 oz Amaretto Di Saronno
3/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
2 oz Pineapple juice
You will be treated to a FLAMING BLOW JOB!!!!!!
1 bottle Jack Daniels
2 gal Everclear
1 qt Chocolate milk
5 cans Whipped cream
Pour all ingredients into large punchbowl. Spray all 5 cans of whipped Cream on top of the bowl-set on fire and let burn!!!!!!
woohooooo that's enough blow jobs for all the men here!!!!!!!!! :D :D
Quinda
10-03-2002, 04:12 PM
Nice stuff... my fave is slippery nipple.... baileys with sambuca... mmm...
Booger
10-03-2002, 08:07 PM
hmmm had most of them I like a Slow Comfortable Screw hard up against the wall
1 oz vodka
1 oz slow gin
1 oz souther comfort
1 oz galliano
3 oz orange juice
Booger
10-03-2002, 09:04 PM
ok a couple more
buttery nipple
1/2 oz butter rum
1/2 oz irish cream
slipery nipple
1/2 oz sambvca
1/2 oz irish cream
RandyGal
10-03-2002, 09:14 PM
Make ME one of those Booger dear!
Can't say I've ever had a Slow Comfortable Screw hard up against the wall, but I'm sure I'd like one.
:p :D :o
PantyFanatic
10-03-2002, 09:18 PM
Ever had.... sex on the beach?
We did that on the beach at Lake Michigan, but she kept getting sand in her Schlitz. :D
(only the folks from Milwaukee will get that one;) )
dannyk
10-04-2002, 08:20 AM
In her Schlitz, pantyfanatic? Wow! All I can say to that is...
"Ziggy zaggy, ziggy zaggy, oy oy oy!
Ziggy zaggy, ziggy zaggy, oy oy oy!"
Hey DD, I did have that wet dream last night, but it was actually about lilith's new Whip
1½ oz brandy
¾ oz sweet vermouth
¾ oz dry vermouth
½ tsp curacao
several dashes pernod
( to have your own dreams about lilith's whip, please visit
http://www.pixies-place.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9131
enjoy! :D :D)
Nikki
10-04-2002, 08:23 AM
Mmmmmmmm.........slammed up against the wall sounds good
What about a..........Harvey Wall Banger
1 oz Vodka
2 oz Orange Juice
Float of Galiano
Ice
Serve...........drink...........then.......omg.....it hits you..........
WOW.......yummy.........
dannyk
10-04-2002, 08:30 AM
Knew a guy once called Harvey Wallbanger. Not the kind of guy you'd want behind you ( if you know what I mean :D ) But he was good at Blackjack
1 oz blackberry brandy
1 oz brandy
1 oz heavy cream
amale
10-04-2002, 08:39 AM
hi to all
i just tried sex on the beach last summer, my self and my wife - perfectly pleasing no hurry but some sand got in between.
nice subject
dannyk
10-05-2002, 09:32 AM
And a good day to all at pixies. Especially to lovely ladies.... Lilith, my Florida Joy
1½ oz absolut citron vodka
4 oz grapefruit juice
½ oz triple sec
and PixieSpite, my Canadian Hurricane...
1½ oz canadian whiskey
½ oz white creme de menthe
½ oz dry gin
juice of ½ lemon
Hope everyone is okay!
LixyChick
10-05-2002, 03:53 PM
While tending bar at a strip joint I NEVER drank while on duty.........but as soon as I locked the doors we let the experiments begin........
Made up our own drinks like..........
You're Sister's Ass
You're Sister's Ass Stinks
Eskimo Piss
Spider Cider
And I will admit here and now......it's been so long (13 years) since we did this that I forget the ingredients. But I remember how the few folks that I let stay in the bar after the doors were locked, had such a great time making me run around the bar and grab bottles off the speed rack to make up these drinks. We made them up, tasted them and either say yay or nay! And then we named them. I should have written them down as I think we came up with pretty good ones with....Spider Cider and You're Sister's Ass!
Still gotta love the "Dr. Pepper".......Get a mug of your favorite beer and drop a shot of......Rootbeer schnapps to the line and Ameretto to top it.....into the mug. You have to slam this drink.....NO SWALLOWING till it is all gone from the mug! *TIP* Take a deep breath and then slam it!
Tastes just like it's name!!!!!!
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