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Lovediva
06-18-2002, 02:39 PM
OH MY GOD!!!!:eek:
This one really made me think!:confused: ;)
WE ARE ALL HERE.........................
BECAUSE...............................................................
SOMEBODY HAD AN ORGASM!!!!!!!!!!:p :p:D :D :D :p :p
skipthisone
06-18-2002, 02:43 PM
Just imagine your parents making a really good F**K face, yikes
GermanSteve
06-19-2002, 06:25 AM
That´s what i´m thinking when I can see all these conservative, chaste people going to the church on sundays. And almost can´t resist laughing.
Perhaps after making love they get up with serious faces and apologize to each other: "Sorry darling, but that dirty thing was necessary..." :D
YouCanCallMeV
06-19-2002, 01:02 PM
LOL.
I just don't want to think of my parents like that.
Imagine finding them on Pixies?
Or if you had been swapping pics with them unknowingly.
I think Ill just stop this line of thinking right now before it gets any creepier.
Lovediva
06-21-2002, 10:54 AM
Here is something else to make you think a little ;)
DEEP THOUGHTS :D :D
....by Jack Handey
Next time you have a bad day, imagine this:
You are a siamese twin.
Your brother that is attached to you at the shoulder is gay.
You are not.
But you only have one ass..........
Have a nice day. :D :D
nikanik
06-26-2002, 05:33 PM
Thanks Diva I was really having a hard ass day!
Steph
06-26-2002, 10:26 PM
My favourite Constanza scene was when he changed his answering machine to avoid a woman. To the tune of "Greatest American Hero" he sang:
Believe it or not,
George isn't at home
Where can he be?
Please leave a message after the tone
Where can he be?
Believe it or not,
he's not home
That might not be the exact phrasing but I think it's freakin' hilarious!
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