~x* Madame Lilith *x~

[Lilith]

is now certifiable..er I mean certified in SMUTT.

Slutty
Mind
Unique
Telepathic
Transmissions

If you post here and were to provide her with some sort of generous cyber offering I am sure she would be willing to tell you what you are thinking.

[Aqua]

A generous cyber offering?

You mean like a 12" penis?

:p

[Lilith]

Madame Lilith would prefer to spilt that and get 2 six inchers :D

[Aqua]

Sweet... I got six (and just a tad more).

Just need the other sixer... ;)

:3way:

[dicksbro]

Hang on, I've got the other six. :)

[Oldfart]

Why is this sounding like the old irish joke?

[Lilith]

Why is this sounding like the old irish joke?


Madame Lilith indicates that she thinks you mean PF

[Aqua]

Ooooo, buuuuurrrrrrnnnnnn!!

[Oldfart]

Not at all.

Three men were kidnapped, an Irishman, a Brit and an American.

When it was realised that there was no money available for ransom,

the kidnappers decided that if they could come up with 20" between them,

then they could go free.

The Irishman dropped out 9", measured and stood back.

The Brit dropped out 9", measured and stood back.

The American dropped out 2", measured and walked out with the other two.

"Good thing I had an erection" he said as they turned the corner.

[gekkogecko]

Ropes, candles, and a disposable tablecloth.

[Lilith]

What is...

Things you'd find in my glove box for emergencies of the sexual nature.

[Aqua]

I'm really sleepy, and I keep thinking about something other than butts. :o

I give you a cyber offering of 500 licks... wherever you would like them. ;)

[Lilith]

You are thinking about the best blow job you have ever had.













So far ;)

[Pita]

As a tribute to greatness, I offer the cyber shoes of your choice.

*The black fuck me pumps with the lace-up heels that I saw today were really HOT*

[Lilith]

Ooooooooooooooooshoes!

You are thinking about him roughly pulling you across his lap for some minor infraction. He jerks the hem of your dress up over your behind and slips a hand into the waistband of your panties. Swiftly he pulls them down and licks the palm of his hand. The loud smacks rain down upon your reddening bottom and you whimper. Fluctuating between smacks and caresses, you feel his dick start to harden while you lie across his lap. You lick your lips knowing soon you'll be tasting that delicious cock.

or something like that.

[Aqua]

As a tribute to greatness, I offer the cyber shoes of your choice.

*The black fuck me pumps with the lace-up heels that I saw today were really HOT*
OMG Shoes! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA)

[dicksbro]

Did you all know Lilith's box is full! :Yikes:

:wtp: ?